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[B_Seehawer]

What the fuck is "bunch the bee hive?"

That's what you do if you aren't tall enough to "punch the beehive".

[Machine]

I eject and catch for 3 reasons,

3) I'm lazy and don't want to bend over to get the round off the ground

2) I'm cheap, maybe I won't be able to tell which one on the ground is mine, so now it's no good to me

1) It's the only time during a match that I can perform a function diagnostic on my gun. Whooa what the fuck? Yeah, the only time I can clearly see my ejection pattern without taking the time to do so in a stage. If that round doesn't come out the same on every UASC then I know there is something wrong with my extractor or ejector or both, or something, and it's off to the Safety Area to see why. So far I've found a broken extractor that was fine the morning of the match, but not fine two stages in, and found a broken ejector once when out practicing. So fuck everyone who says it's gamey and for looking cool. I actually use it as a diagnostic tool.

[SlivGod]

^You must shoot Open.

[JaeOne3345]

That's what you do if you aren't tall enough to "punch the beehive".

 

Watch your fucking mouth.

[Vagetarian]

Watch your fucking mouth.

Here ya go Jae...  http://www.tallmenshoes.com/

[barry owens]

Shit, thread fail. I thought this was going to be about midget tossing techniques.


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[Twinkie]

One thing that struck me about Caleb being the ultimate poser. Fucker used snap caps. A real Baller uses dummy rounds they made themselves, by hand, in America. Fuck your snap caps you little faggot.

 

I'm going to throw down the gauntlet and say if you don't reload you are not a serious shooter.

[Vagetarian]

I'm going to throw down the gauntlet and say if you don't reload you are not a serious shooter.

My buddy is a serious shooter.  Trains with a GM twice a week, shoots three matches a month.  He's also a lazy rich motherfucker and refuses to reload.  He does use dummy rounds that I loaded for him though.  It's all good, I get a lot of his hand me downs.

[dels]

I'm going to throw down the gauntlet and say if you don't reload you are not a serious shooter.

Unless you are sponsored and get all you want to shoot given to you.

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[PupTown]

Unless you are sponsored and get all you want to shoot given to you.

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Sponsored is when the company likes you and wants you to represent their product and encourages, nay, requires you to tell everyone you are using their product.

 

In Caleb's case, he says he gets free ammo, but if he does it's on the condition that he never tell anyone where it came from.  That's called being paid off.  Caleb brags about getting this free ammo and flying around the country to shoot matches, yet he can't get out of B class. Pretty funny. 

[facelessman]

If you're getting free ammo, flying all around the country shooting matches and still stuck in B class... You're doing it wrong.

Paraphrasing of course

[leas327]

I encourage the flip catch. It's like the shooting equivalent to shuffling poker chips. Looks cool and anyone can do it despite their actual skill at the game.

I also think there should be a penalty for a failed flip catch. If you fuck it up the RO should get to pistol whip you one time for a dropped round and five times if you DQ by muzzling yourself or breaking 180.

[rballz]

 Why did that shit take almost 6 minutes of video?

[Oz_]

Why did that shit take almost 6 minutes of video?

Because he even sucks at being a douchebag.

[Machine]

^You must shoot Open.

 

 Nope, Production with a CZ Shadow

[spiffy]

If that annoying fucking clown-shoe successfully procreates I'm going to bash my head against a brick wall.

 

Just don't tell him they make a breeding stall.

 

 

 

 

Ya know for a donkey and a horse to make a mule.

[Sprewell]

I can turn my pistol upside down with my strong hand and eject into my weak hand with no drama.  Palm the ejected cartridge and then pull the slide back again to show empty.  First match I did that I got chastised towards the end.  Now, sometimes the guy running the clock will try to grab it or I just dump it on the ground and look for it.

 

Apparently my method can lead to blowing your hand off.

 

I actually made a dummy round to practice the flip and catch but i seem to be too spastic to do it.

[Brownie]

You rang?

 

Dude, Bad Santa was the shit. What was it like to work with Billy Bob Thornton?

[Flexmoney]

Apparently my method can lead to blowing your hand off.

 

 

All the way off?  That is a bit exaggerated.  

[Sprewell]

Maybe not all the way, just mostly.  Seems kind of farfetched to me but I read a thread on enos about it.  Supposedly the ejector can hit the primer.