Jump to content


Photo

Flip and Catch


  • Please log in to reply
88 replies to this topic

#41 B_Seehawer

B_Seehawer

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,334 posts

Posted 17 April 2014 - 09:16 PM

What the fuck is "bunch the bee hive?"

That's what you do if you aren't tall enough to "punch the beehive".
  • Ben and red headed stranger like this

#42 Machine

Machine

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 31 posts

Posted 18 April 2014 - 07:25 AM

I eject and catch for 3 reasons,

3) I'm lazy and don't want to bend over to get the round off the ground

2) I'm cheap, maybe I won't be able to tell which one on the ground is mine, so now it's no good to me

1) It's the only time during a match that I can perform a function diagnostic on my gun. Whooa what the fuck? Yeah, the only time I can clearly see my ejection pattern without taking the time to do so in a stage. If that round doesn't come out the same on every UASC then I know there is something wrong with my extractor or ejector or both, or something, and it's off to the Safety Area to see why. So far I've found a broken extractor that was fine the morning of the match, but not fine two stages in, and found a broken ejector once when out practicing. So fuck everyone who says it's gamey and for looking cool. I actually use it as a diagnostic tool.


  • Twinkie likes this

#43 SlivGod

SlivGod

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 659 posts
  • LocationThe Good Land

Posted 18 April 2014 - 07:56 AM

^You must shoot Open.


"Forget the necessities, it's the luxuries I can't live without." 


#44 JaeOne3345

JaeOne3345

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,399 posts

Posted 18 April 2014 - 09:00 AM

That's what you do if you aren't tall enough to "punch the beehive".

 

Watch your fucking mouth.


  • B_Seehawer likes this

A75033


#45 Vagetarian

Vagetarian

    I used to have 3 warning points.

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 4,981 posts
  • LocationLightyears from Ben's nuts.

Posted 18 April 2014 - 09:18 AM

Watch your fucking mouth.

Here ya go Jae...  http://www.tallmenshoes.com/


  • JaeOne3345 likes this

Kitten_zps66d94599.jpg
I just man-handled that prick with my Type-A personality.
Dipshit tard duckweed goat humper.

You're all a bunch of fucking idiots and retards!


#46 barry owens

barry owens

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 3,745 posts

Posted 18 April 2014 - 09:53 AM

Shit, thread fail. I thought this was going to be about midget tossing techniques.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Full Retard Custom Guns

M-m-m-making shooters h-h-h-happy, since 2012.......no refunds.

 
 
WARNING!!!!! My posts contain no actual shooting value.

#47 Twinkie

Twinkie

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 3,504 posts

Posted 18 April 2014 - 09:54 AM

One thing that struck me about Caleb being the ultimate poser. Fucker used snap caps. A real Baller uses dummy rounds they made themselves, by hand, in America. Fuck your snap caps you little faggot.

 

I'm going to throw down the gauntlet and say if you don't reload you are not a serious shooter.



#48 Vagetarian

Vagetarian

    I used to have 3 warning points.

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 4,981 posts
  • LocationLightyears from Ben's nuts.

Posted 18 April 2014 - 10:25 AM

I'm going to throw down the gauntlet and say if you don't reload you are not a serious shooter.

My buddy is a serious shooter.  Trains with a GM twice a week, shoots three matches a month.  He's also a lazy rich motherfucker and refuses to reload.  He does use dummy rounds that I loaded for him though.  It's all good, I get a lot of his hand me downs.


Kitten_zps66d94599.jpg
I just man-handled that prick with my Type-A personality.
Dipshit tard duckweed goat humper.

You're all a bunch of fucking idiots and retards!


#49 dels

dels

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 498 posts

Posted 18 April 2014 - 02:39 PM

I'm going to throw down the gauntlet and say if you don't reload you are not a serious shooter.


Unless you are sponsored and get all you want to shoot given to you.

Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk



#50 PupTown

PupTown

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 304 posts

Posted 18 April 2014 - 03:54 PM

Unless you are sponsored and get all you want to shoot given to you.

Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Sponsored is when the company likes you and wants you to represent their product and encourages, nay, requires you to tell everyone you are using their product.

 

In Caleb's case, he says he gets free ammo, but if he does it's on the condition that he never tell anyone where it came from.  That's called being paid off.  Caleb brags about getting this free ammo and flying around the country to shoot matches, yet he can't get out of B class. Pretty funny. 



#51 facelessman

facelessman

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 124 posts

Posted 18 April 2014 - 04:19 PM

If you're getting free ammo, flying all around the country shooting matches and still stuck in B class... You're doing it wrong.

Paraphrasing of course

#52 leas327

leas327

    Retarded SME

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 2,108 posts
  • LocationBendover, Illshowya

Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:00 PM

I encourage the flip catch. It's like the shooting equivalent to shuffling poker chips. Looks cool and anyone can do it despite their actual skill at the game.

I also think there should be a penalty for a failed flip catch. If you fuck it up the RO should get to pistol whip you one time for a dropped round and five times if you DQ by muzzling yourself or breaking 180.
  • Truk Snave and StrongHandOnly like this

#53 rballz

rballz

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,153 posts

Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:09 PM

 Why did that shit take almost 6 minutes of video?



#54 Oz_

Oz_

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 152 posts

Posted 18 April 2014 - 07:50 PM

Why did that shit take almost 6 minutes of video?


Because he even sucks at being a douchebag.

#55 Machine

Machine

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 31 posts

Posted 19 April 2014 - 09:51 AM

^You must shoot Open.

 

 Nope, Production with a CZ Shadow



#56 spiffy

spiffy

    Cookie SME

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 917 posts

Posted 04 May 2014 - 12:53 PM

If that annoying fucking clown-shoe successfully procreates I'm going to bash my head against a brick wall.

 

Just don't tell him they make a breeding stall.

 

 

 

 

Ya know for a donkey and a horse to make a mule.


A77854

 

To everyone one I beat in a match or on a stage. I'm a lard ass half blind screw up who doesn't fire a shot outside of a match.......just how bad do you suck now knowing that.

 


#57 Sprewell

Sprewell

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 2,578 posts
  • LocationBanned

Posted 04 May 2014 - 03:21 PM

I can turn my pistol upside down with my strong hand and eject into my weak hand with no drama.  Palm the ejected cartridge and then pull the slide back again to show empty.  First match I did that I got chastised towards the end.  Now, sometimes the guy running the clock will try to grab it or I just dump it on the ground and look for it.

 

Apparently my method can lead to blowing your hand off.

 

I actually made a dummy round to practice the flip and catch but i seem to be too spastic to do it.



#58 Brownie

Brownie

    Advanced Member

  • Moderators
  • 1,361 posts
  • LocationCamilla, Ga

Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:00 AM

You rang?

 

Dude, Bad Santa was the shit. What was it like to work with Billy Bob Thornton?


  • Ben and B_Seehawer like this

#59 Flexmoney

Flexmoney

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 2,764 posts

Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:33 AM

Apparently my method can lead to blowing your hand off.

 

 

All the way off?  That is a bit exaggerated.  


Unless otherwise noted, expect that all my posting here is in true Doodie fashion.  If my post somehow upsets your sensibilities, well...there ya go.  


#60 Sprewell

Sprewell

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 2,578 posts
  • LocationBanned

Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:40 AM

Maybe not all the way, just mostly.  Seems kind of farfetched to me but I read a thread on enos about it.  Supposedly the ejector can hit the primer.






0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users