That's what you do if you aren't tall enough to "punch the beehive".What the fuck is "bunch the bee hive?"

Flip and Catch
#42
Posted 18 April 2014 - 07:25 AM
I eject and catch for 3 reasons,
3) I'm lazy and don't want to bend over to get the round off the ground
2) I'm cheap, maybe I won't be able to tell which one on the ground is mine, so now it's no good to me
1) It's the only time during a match that I can perform a function diagnostic on my gun. Whooa what the fuck? Yeah, the only time I can clearly see my ejection pattern without taking the time to do so in a stage. If that round doesn't come out the same on every UASC then I know there is something wrong with my extractor or ejector or both, or something, and it's off to the Safety Area to see why. So far I've found a broken extractor that was fine the morning of the match, but not fine two stages in, and found a broken ejector once when out practicing. So fuck everyone who says it's gamey and for looking cool. I actually use it as a diagnostic tool.
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#45
Posted 18 April 2014 - 09:18 AM
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I just man-handled that prick with my Type-A personality.
Dipshit tard duckweed goat humper.
You're all a bunch of fucking idiots and retards!
#46
Posted 18 April 2014 - 09:53 AM
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#47
Posted 18 April 2014 - 09:54 AM
One thing that struck me about Caleb being the ultimate poser. Fucker used snap caps. A real Baller uses dummy rounds they made themselves, by hand, in America. Fuck your snap caps you little faggot.
I'm going to throw down the gauntlet and say if you don't reload you are not a serious shooter.
#48
Posted 18 April 2014 - 10:25 AM
I'm going to throw down the gauntlet and say if you don't reload you are not a serious shooter.
My buddy is a serious shooter. Trains with a GM twice a week, shoots three matches a month. He's also a lazy rich motherfucker and refuses to reload. He does use dummy rounds that I loaded for him though. It's all good, I get a lot of his hand me downs.
I just man-handled that prick with my Type-A personality.
Dipshit tard duckweed goat humper.
You're all a bunch of fucking idiots and retards!
#50
Posted 18 April 2014 - 03:54 PM
Unless you are sponsored and get all you want to shoot given to you.
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Sponsored is when the company likes you and wants you to represent their product and encourages, nay, requires you to tell everyone you are using their product.
In Caleb's case, he says he gets free ammo, but if he does it's on the condition that he never tell anyone where it came from. That's called being paid off. Caleb brags about getting this free ammo and flying around the country to shoot matches, yet he can't get out of B class. Pretty funny.
#52
Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:00 PM
I also think there should be a penalty for a failed flip catch. If you fuck it up the RO should get to pistol whip you one time for a dropped round and five times if you DQ by muzzling yourself or breaking 180.
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#56
Posted 04 May 2014 - 12:53 PM
If that annoying fucking clown-shoe successfully procreates I'm going to bash my head against a brick wall.
Just don't tell him they make a breeding stall.
Ya know for a donkey and a horse to make a mule.
To everyone one I beat in a match or on a stage. I'm a lard ass half blind screw up who doesn't fire a shot outside of a match.......just how bad do you suck now knowing that.
#57
Posted 04 May 2014 - 03:21 PM
I can turn my pistol upside down with my strong hand and eject into my weak hand with no drama. Palm the ejected cartridge and then pull the slide back again to show empty. First match I did that I got chastised towards the end. Now, sometimes the guy running the clock will try to grab it or I just dump it on the ground and look for it.
Apparently my method can lead to blowing your hand off.
I actually made a dummy round to practice the flip and catch but i seem to be too spastic to do it.
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