I have a multi-level marketing plan. You just have to buy a jersey from me for $80 with "Twinkie for Area 6 Dictator" on it, then you can get discount codes to give out and for each time they are used you get $5. I get $20, and use that money to finance match fees so I can press the flesh (no homo) at matches. I have great ideas about shaking up Area 6 and installing new cheaters in positions of power instead of the current regime.
If by free pizza you mean leftovers and by beer you mean Bud lite you can come over. But bring the money for the jersey.
This is NOT a pyramid scheme... it just LOOKS like one.