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#1 Ben

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Posted 07 September 2014 - 08:07 PM



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#2 Dr. Yellow Visor Guy

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Posted 07 September 2014 - 08:12 PM

He's right. 

 

"combat" is a gun marketing  euphemism for shitty. 

 

8" groups at 10yds? It isn't a gun with shitty accuracy, it's COMBAT ACCURATE!

 

Shitty sights? Nope. Those are COMBAT SIGHTS!

 

Terrible, gritty, heavy, mushy, shitty trigger? Not shitty, no no no. Its a COMBAT TRIGGER!

 

And shitty shooters everywhere reassure themselves with fantasies of tacticool grandeur because minute-of-man on a static target at 21ft or less is COMBAT ACCURATE, and they can do that, if only just barely. 


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Posted 07 September 2014 - 08:20 PM

That's some masterful video editing. I thought my internet was fucked up.


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Posted 07 September 2014 - 08:21 PM

He's better at youtube when he's drinking. 


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Posted 07 September 2014 - 08:41 PM

He's right. 
 
"combat" is a gun marketing  euphemism for shitty. 
 
8" groups at 10yds? It isn't a gun with shitty accuracy, it's COMBAT ACCURATE!
 
Shitty sights? Nope. Those are COMBAT SIGHTS!
 
Terrible, gritty, heavy, mushy, shitty trigger? Not shitty, no no no. Its a COMBAT TRIGGER!
 
And shitty shooters everywhere reassure themselves with fantasies of tacticool grandeur because minute-of-man on a static target at 21ft or less is COMBAT ACCURATE, and they can do that, if only just barely.


Cool story, bro.

I agree with the notion that this combat shit is overdone. Bad guns, bad sights, bad triggers, bad instructors, and bad accuracy make me sad.

This guy's diagrams remind me of the Sex Ed diagrams in Wonder Years or something.

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Posted 07 September 2014 - 08:55 PM

Combat accuracy will get you killed in the streets.

 

 

Combat will get you killed in the streets.


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Posted 07 September 2014 - 08:59 PM

Why's everyone pissing on combat adequate accuracy and no one says a word about combat adequate speed. Like three second draws and other low drag stuff.
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Posted 07 September 2014 - 09:00 PM

A 3 second draw is COMBAT fast. 


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Posted 07 September 2014 - 09:02 PM

A 3 second draw is COMBAT fast. 

 

Seen any combat lately?  Between you and Vag's new plan to become a SEAL by reading books, you guys are embarrassing yourselves.  Seriously.


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Posted 07 September 2014 - 09:04 PM

try to keep up short bus. 

 

 

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Posted 07 September 2014 - 09:22 PM

I have several of those, I can't tell how many right now.


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Posted 07 September 2014 - 09:23 PM

try to keep up short bus. 

 

I rode the short bus, you fat pussy.  It was green, and it said C-130 on the side of it.  I rode it all over the motherfucking world why you were here whacking your pud.  STFU already, Mary Jane.  


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Posted 07 September 2014 - 09:26 PM

Seen any combat lately?  Between you and Vag's new plan to become a SEAL by reading books, you guys are embarrassing yourselves.  Seriously.

I've seen my adjustable sights, I think they're combat because they shoot low and to the left and there's no elevation adjustment.


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Posted 07 September 2014 - 09:28 PM

I rode the short bus, you fat pussy.  It was green, and it said C-130 on the side of it.  I rode it all over the motherfucking world why you were here whacking your pud.  STFU already, Mary Jane.  

 

Thought that plane could also be called "Puff the Magic Dragon", no pun intended.


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Posted 07 September 2014 - 10:08 PM

you can be a very good shooter and your bad guy stays motivated and stays in the fight to kill you anyway.

 

So who the fuck cares?  Drink beer and fuck bitches!



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Posted 07 September 2014 - 10:20 PM

I rode the short bus, you fat pussy.  It was green, and it said C-130 on the side of it.  I rode it all over the motherfucking world why you were here whacking your pud.  STFU already, Mary Jane.  

 

Damn, you the only person to ever do that or what? 


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Posted 07 September 2014 - 11:06 PM

Damn, you the only person to ever do that or what? 

 

Riding C130s is operator as fuck. I did it too and I'm tier 0.5



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Posted 07 September 2014 - 11:15 PM

Riding C130s is operator as fuck. I did it too and I'm tier 0.5

 

Is that more or less than tier 1...  Which way does the scale go.

I only rode commercial so I guess that means I'm a nobody.


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Posted 08 September 2014 - 01:27 AM

Arnt they mostly grey or blue? A green C130 must be the Kermbat model.


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Posted 08 September 2014 - 04:55 AM

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