I rode the short bus, you fat pussy. It was green, and it said C-130 on the side of it. I rode it all over the motherfucking world why you were here whacking your pud. STFU already, Mary Jane.
Better hit sick call. See if they can do something about that sandy vag. Two days on quarters, some 800 mg Motrin and an injection of harden the fuck up should fix ya.