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#1 Yard Sale

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 09:40 PM

I have joined the ranks of sponsored shooters and now have my very own team jersey. The 2014 Team F.T.P. jersey did not happen because my artist was too busy to come up with something before the production deadline. But serendipitously some industry sponsors came through at the last minute. They must have heard I was on the Ladies Division super squad for the USPSA nationals and I might be televised and photographed in the background.

 

My generous new sponsors were incredibly accommodating, providing full-color logos for my vibrant jersey, which I received today. I tried it on with my Limited rig and it fit perfectly.

 

I gave a few bucks to a homeless drifter to take some pics of me in my jersey. He was quite a character, with 1980s hair and prototype grunge clothes (blue plaid shirt and construction boots). As he left into the setting sun, he donned his sunglasses then did a double-take and freaked out. He looked at me real closely, then stole my shotgun and ran away. But that's a story for another time.

 

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#2 thegrandwazoo

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 09:41 PM

Fuggin' Sweet! 

 

I will look for it at a match near me!



#3 Larry Costa

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 10:20 PM

Fucking stupid.  And nice pleated khaki's.


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#4 Yard Sale

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 10:29 PM

Fucking stupid.  And nice pleated khaki's.

 

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 10:31 PM

And you are fat and apparently short.

Plus you'll get ketchup on your white shirt.

And your Face looks weird?


Why do you do that? are you afraid of somehting?

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#6 nwhpfan

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 11:39 PM

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#7 rballz

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 11:54 PM

Nice job covering your face.

 

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#8 GuruOfGuns

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Posted 10 September 2014 - 12:54 AM

That is a really cool shirt, making a strong statement like that is brave.  Everyone putting you down are just jealous.


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#9 Kenny Cussco

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Posted 10 September 2014 - 03:18 AM

That was a good movie.



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Posted 10 September 2014 - 05:57 AM

And you are fat and apparently short.

Plus you'll get ketchup on your white shirt.

And your Face looks weird?


Why do you do that? are you afraid of somehting?

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#11 jakemartens

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Posted 10 September 2014 - 06:00 AM

Hahaha hahaha....
What is funny is that he still paid $90 for the shirt

#12 Alfred Salveti

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Posted 10 September 2014 - 08:23 AM

Hmm...

 

So,

 

You an over 40 white guy.

 

You wear the free GSSF hat.

 

You have no ass.

 

You wear pleated khaki's.

 

You're single or gay.  (Probably gay hence the grunge guy you met on Craig's List to take pictures of you.)

 

Kurt Cobain reference at the end.

 

Inspired by Operation Mind Crime.  (agree, Best rock opera ever, but shouldn't live your life by)

 

Shoot Limited.

 

And, that shirt is dumb...give it to Clyde Lewis or something....  I know, based on your shirt, you know who he is. 


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Posted 10 September 2014 - 09:02 AM

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Posted 10 September 2014 - 09:02 AM



Here's a link for people dumb enough to buy something to prove how much they hate people who buy things.

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#15 Yard Sale

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Posted 10 September 2014 - 09:34 AM

That was a good movie.

 

No it wasn't but it had a good message.

 

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Posted 10 September 2014 - 11:40 AM



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Posted 10 September 2014 - 12:09 PM

You have no ass.

 

You wear pleated khaki's.

 

Awful lot of talk about asses and fashion here



#18 Yard Sale

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Posted 10 September 2014 - 01:34 PM

 

Yeah, that's the guy who stole my shotgun! I see he also took some cop's gear.

 

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Awful lot of talk about asses and fashion here

 

Alfred Salveti talking about asses and fashion while getting his hair done:

 

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Posted 10 September 2014 - 05:46 PM

that shirt wil get you killed on the street .... :D  :ph34r:  :lol:


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Posted 11 September 2014 - 08:12 AM

That's awesome... Hilarious movie!




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