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#21 Twinkie

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 06:13 PM

Limited 10 Minor!! It's the only place my gay-ass 9mm 1911 can play in USPSA.


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#22 Dr. Yellow Visor Guy

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 06:17 PM

Limited 10 Minor!! It's the only place my gay-ass 9mm 1911 can play in USPSA.

 

You'd be better off shooting in SSTK. At least you'd get a 2rd advantage over the guys shooting major. 



#23 Twinkie

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 07:01 PM

Fuck. I don't know my USPSA rules. All my brain power goes to trying to subvert IDPA rules.

If I shot SSTK, I'd shoot my gay-ass .45ACP 1911.

Good advice, though.



#24 leas327

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 07:10 PM

Fuck. I don't know my USPSA rules. All my brain power goes to trying to subvert IDPA rules.

If I shot SSTK, I'd shoot my gay-ass .45ACP 1911.

Good advice, though.

 

Plenty of single stacks in your safe. Just pick on and beat the three other guys in that division too.

 

"Dear range diary,

 

Today I won 1st in another division nobody cares about. It feels good to win.

 

Love,

Twinkie"



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Posted 11 October 2013 - 07:46 PM

Limited major.

Production fairies can either lick my salty ball sack or run back home to IDPA. 

 

We can be friends.


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#26 Dr. Yellow Visor Guy

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 08:59 PM

Plenty of single stacks in your safe. Just pick on and beat the three other guys in that division too.

"Dear range diary,

Today I won 1st in another division nobody cares about. It feels good to win.

Love,
Twinkie"


As a sstk guy, I have to admit this is true.

But it's still better than "ohmygod, like, what brand thumb rest are you using?" Gay.

#27 Twinkie

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 09:56 PM

The gayness of the 1911 is simpler and quaint in these disturbing times. Also, my gun is prettier than yours.



#28 Perfecto

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 01:07 AM


Most difficult thing about Open is admitting to Your parents that You are gay.

Better gay than Production though.


~ My lack of skill require a rifle in pistol matches? ~

 

 


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Posted 12 October 2013 - 04:19 AM

This tells me you shoot factory ammo and haven't had a chance to buy a nine.

You're wrong on both and not the first time in your life I bet



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Posted 12 October 2013 - 07:26 AM

Limited and SSTK.  Major.  172PF.

 

I haven't shot PRD since I noticed  the stupid CZ bullshit craze.


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Posted 12 October 2013 - 07:47 AM

Limited with major ammo for this guy.

 

I shot some Production earlier this year. The internet makes it seem like it is some kind of super badass challenge. How will I break down these 8 shot arrays with only 11 shots in my gun? Not that big of a deal and not as much fun so I switched back. 


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#32 B_Seehawer

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 09:58 AM


Most difficult thing about Open is admitting to Your parents that You are gay.
Better gay than Production though.


At least we gays have pride!!!

#33 Perfecto

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 10:09 AM

At least we gays have pride!!!

 

No, You have Pride-festivals. Don't confuse them.


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#34 glefos

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 11:38 AM

If you compete in USPSA in an iron sight division and reload to 180pf on purpose, you are compensating for a vienna sausage and a pair of raisins dangling between your legs.

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 11:43 AM

Limited is for shooters without the skillset and finesse to win in open and need the crutch of major scoring and 22 rounds to try and win a piece of wood. Waste of a division. They didn't call it limited for no reason. Short bus mean anything.

#36 Perfecto

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 12:26 PM

Don't You have any FTF issues to clear?

Never seen any of them fancy pansy Open thingies work properly.


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#37 stuart

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 12:53 PM

That's cause you have guys that flunked plumber school build you guns.

#38 Howie Feltersnatch

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 01:07 PM

Fuck it.

I'll man up and shoot limited minor at tomorrow's match, with my production gun.

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 01:31 PM

Fuck it.

I'll man up and shoot limited minor at tomorrow's match, with my production gun.

 

Your ballsack is growing by the minute.


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#40 sampo

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 01:56 PM

If you compete in USPSA in an iron sight division and reload to 180pf on purpose, you are compensating for a vienna sausage and a pair of raisins dangling between your legs.

You prolly right. On the other hand, although I often think of the fine details of female genital area anatomy, I very rarely think that of other men. Do you shoot Open?

 

I shoot better HF with my 40 @ 180PF than with my 9 with factory ammo. I don't reload 9.






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