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#1 Yard Sale

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Posted 04 December 2014 - 12:41 AM

Watch it til the end, no really. At least skip to the end.

 

 


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Posted 04 December 2014 - 02:23 AM

Tactical knife trowing?

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Posted 04 December 2014 - 07:08 AM

David Lee Roth?


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Posted 04 December 2014 - 07:33 AM

Tactical blow gun?


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Posted 04 December 2014 - 10:36 AM

Reminds me of Rex Kwon Do

 

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Posted 04 December 2014 - 10:55 AM

"Katana onion slice take 429."

 

"Dude, it's getting dark."

 

"Fuck you, I can do this!!!"

 

"Whatever...."

 

I'm going to sign up to learn how to shoot without aiming while staring death in the eye (or a camera).  Fucking GM+ shit right there.  


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Posted 04 December 2014 - 01:33 PM

Tactical blow gun?


That is a Cold Steel Big Bore Blow gun like mine. Those things are no joke. Haven't you ever seen any of Lynn Thompson's promotional DVDs?
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Posted 04 December 2014 - 03:06 PM

That is a Cold Steel Big Bore Blow gun like mine.

 

Junk carry?


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Posted 04 December 2014 - 03:28 PM

Junk carry?


No its way too big. I can use it as a walking stick though if i go to the woods, or downtown.
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Posted 04 December 2014 - 03:39 PM

Where does one procure curare these days?


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Posted 04 December 2014 - 03:48 PM

Where does one procure curare these days?

The skin of Brazillian frogs in the Amazon.

Better to dip that shit in shit and wait for them to die of infection.

Wait, I smell more than donuts...


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Posted 04 December 2014 - 03:49 PM

After watching the end, I feel like ordering a Blooming Onion.

Wait, I smell more than donuts...


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Posted 05 December 2014 - 08:14 AM

That is a Cold Steel Big Bore Blow gun like mine. Those things are no joke. Haven't you ever seen any of Lynn Thompson's promotional DVDs?


I used to be a blowgun phenom - back in the late '70s. 6' .38"

Jivaro Blowgun baby...
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Posted 05 December 2014 - 11:36 AM

The 423 area code is not local to me - are there franchises nationwide?


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Posted 13 February 2015 - 07:10 AM

LOL...THIS brings teh funnay.

 

I saw one serious video of this Sulsa Do shit.  A father and his two, less than attractive 18-19 year old, daughters were in a dojo with airsoft pistols going through their "gun fu" katas.

 

They were doing that shit running away from the "threat" firing with the pistol next to their cheek.  One of them had a revolver....right next to their cheek....can anyone say FLAME CUTTING FROM THE CYLINDER GAP on the cheek, and potential loss of an eye?

 

Sadly...they were serious about that shit.

 

Granted, the one daughter was LESS less than attractive than the other, and could have been a pretty good cock holster, and and AND...she was flexy...but still...ugh.


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Posted 13 February 2015 - 09:27 AM

I thought about ordering one of those blowguns so I can shoot squirrels from my office window.


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Posted 13 February 2015 - 09:32 PM

I thought about ordering one of those blowguns so I can blow squirrels from my office window.

 

One of the perks of a .gov job I guess?


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Posted 13 February 2015 - 10:58 PM

For a while I was parking in an underground garage, nose looking outside. There were skinny water pipes of some sort run high and the pigeons and starlings would sit on them and crap on the hoods of our cars all day. Once day I put a little shorty 4' in the car. I parked and they ignored me as usual. I stuck a dart through the chest of one, which promptly flew away with all of the others following it. After that they all hung out on the other side of the garage and all the cars there got pooped on double. Oddly, no birds hung out on my side of the parking garage any more. There was this old maintenance dude who was always watching me. I'm pretty sure he knew I did something, but couldn't figure it out. Or he had no proof. Other than maybe a dead bird with a dart though it's chest somewhere far from my car.

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 06:54 PM

I thought about ordering one of those blowguns so I can shoot squirrels from my office window.

I'm thinking squirrel is FRC code name for somebodys


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Posted 22 February 2015 - 08:06 PM

i watched a Charlie Bronson movie years ago where he made one out a screw and paper and a piece of pipe. I made one today in the FRC lab. used a dry wall screw and some pvc pipe, pretty cool.


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