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#61 Mr_White

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Posted 05 May 2017 - 02:09 PM

Katana oinion slicer vs Cold Steel hog butcher
 
Now that's a duel we need to see


Yes it is

My money is on Lynn Thompson
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Posted 05 May 2017 - 04:35 PM

My money is on Lynn Thompson

 

So is mine, 2 to 1.  That's one angry motherfucker


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Posted 06 May 2017 - 06:23 AM

I am trying to imaging a fighting scenario that would require one to flip the war fan back to the same grip. Yup. There isn't one.

This is why martial arts that do not have a resisting opponent inevitable devolve into choreographed theatrics.

His mom has a really nice basement.
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Posted 06 May 2017 - 08:49 PM

War fans were the equivalent to those little naval signal flags, that's what makes it maximum derp ninja extreme. They're old timey radios.



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Posted 06 May 2017 - 09:43 PM

War fans were the equivalent to those little naval signal flags, that's what makes it maximum derp ninja extreme. They're old timey radios.

 

Signal flags, maximum opsec bro.


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Posted 06 May 2017 - 10:35 PM

I am trying to imaging a fighting scenario that would require one to flip the war fan back to the same grip. Yup. There isn't one.

This is why martial arts that do not have a resisting opponent inevitable devolve into choreographed theatrics.

His mom has a really nice basement.


The double flip move so enchants your opponent that he is oblivious to your mom sneaking up behind him with a mil-spec frying pan.
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Posted 06 May 2017 - 10:36 PM

Ps the very term war fans excited my funny bone.

It reminds me of my 'battle tutu' or 'highly lethal teddy bear'.

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Posted 07 May 2017 - 06:17 AM

It was a simpler time when combat meant looking the opponent - even gay ones using fans - in the eye and skill mattered.  When the industrial revolution unleashed the cruel and indiscriminate weapons like the box fan, the ceiling fan, and perhaps the ultimate area weapon the oscillating fan, air fighting became very impersonal and the old ways nearly died out.  Hell these days, someone not even in the same room can push a remote button and unleash a strong breeze on someone they may never even see.

 

When the Russian EMP finally knocks out our entire electric grid, it will be Master Bateman who keeps cool in the summer heat with fans in Condition One while the button pushers collapse in a sweat soaked stupor.


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Posted 09 May 2017 - 06:18 AM

Only on YouTube can you become grandmaster of blow gun , tactical onion slicing and tactical fan (WTF ?)
some other crazy gunfu moves in the middle of the street ...

Some of the best comments on his videos
" some people are born with Autism , he teaches it "
" His military background was section 8 "
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#70 Mr_White

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 01:02 PM

So is mine, 2 to 1.  That's one angry motherfucker

Exactly

Plus he presumably has experience chopping pig heads

Or has trained with those who have

Gnarly


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Posted 09 May 2017 - 10:53 PM

" some people are born with Autism , he teaches it "

 

Sig line right there.


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Posted 13 May 2017 - 08:13 AM

I am trying to imaging a fighting scenario that would require one to flip the war fan back to the same grip. Yup. There isn't one.
This is why martial arts that do not have a resisting opponent inevitable devolve into choreographed theatrics.
His mom has a really nice basement.



Reminds me of the raiders of lost ark movie
Indiana jones shoots the sword wielding Arab guy....classic !
NITRO
Nitromethane, nitrous oxide, nitrocellulose ....3 of my favorite things
To be sure of hitting the target , shoot 1st and call what ever u hit the target.




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