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#1 Vagetarian

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Posted 26 December 2014 - 07:53 AM

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#2 slemmo

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Posted 26 December 2014 - 08:25 AM

He should get some studs on it and race on a lake.



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Posted 26 December 2014 - 08:27 AM

Prolly had been drinking that 13% Yodeling beer.


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#4 slemmo

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Posted 26 December 2014 - 08:28 AM

I'm going to try it in 30 minutes, I'll let you know if I feel like driving.



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Posted 26 December 2014 - 11:05 AM

No driving yet, I had a couple more beers instead.



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Posted 26 December 2014 - 11:16 AM

Snow is dumb


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Posted 26 December 2014 - 06:35 PM

Snow is real dumb. Been snowed in all day and I have 250 miles of slick roads, blowing snow, and shit visibility tomorrow.

"...wheeling out to my vehicle (in a wheel chair) with a walker across my lap."


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Posted 29 July 2015 - 09:59 AM

http://www.upi.com/O.../2881437763634/

 

 

The groundskeeper of a Norwegian golf course said a mystery pooper targeting course holes must be a man "because the poos are too massive to be from a woman."

Kenneth Tennfjord, groundskeeper at the Stavanger Golf Club, said he has been finding human feces and toilet paper in course holes since 2005.


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#9 slemmo

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Posted 29 July 2015 - 10:33 AM

Wow, what a show of dedication. Shitting in course holes since 2005.........Very impressive!



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Posted 29 July 2015 - 12:12 PM

 

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Posted 29 July 2015 - 12:18 PM

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#12 barry owens

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Posted 29 July 2015 - 12:30 PM

Aren't their a lot of Scandiwegians in Wisconsin too?

http://www.upi.com/O...c=8951437757393


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#13 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 29 July 2015 - 12:54 PM

The dutch are even dumber than the Norwegians

 

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Posted 29 July 2015 - 12:59 PM

Just imitating the true masters of draw bridge fuckups:

 

 

Although I have to say the dutch guy did it better.



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Posted 29 July 2015 - 01:03 PM

Most Floridians are just retired old Yankees and blue haired demons.

 

I can totally see that happening a lot there.


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#16 Yard Sale

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Posted 08 September 2015 - 05:22 PM

Well at least some Norwegianers have a sense of humor...

 

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Posted 09 September 2015 - 03:42 AM

Apparently all those sheepheads really pack the pounds on as seen in the videos.

Much better to eat curry and shit your brains out.

#18 slemmo

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Posted 09 September 2015 - 04:09 AM

Sheep head curry maybe.....should work.



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Posted 09 September 2015 - 12:22 PM

Everything is better with [the right] curry.


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Posted 26 October 2015 - 03:00 PM

http://www.washingto...gian-for-crazy/

 

How ‘Texas’ became Norwegian for ‘crazy’

 

 

In Norway, when a party goes wild, when a soccer match gets heated, when a rare swordfish shoots out of a fjord with a loud noise and a massive splash, there is only one appropriate response: “Det var helt Texas!”

In English, “That is totally texas!


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