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[barry owens]

http://www.food.com/...er-relish-25486

 

Great with Bags of dick.

[mx5]

 

 

I have to accept this reality and permanently change my behavior or I will be in this cycle indefinitely. 

 

Yeah, I hear you there. Went from 265 lbs to 180 lbs in 1976. Been going up and down like a yo-yo ever since. Got down to 195-200 in the springs of 2010 through 2014 as a requirement for the fitness part of my summer job, then right back up the following winter. I am at 260 now and my target weight is 190 by the first of June. That's going to me tough at my age.

 

I never really gave much credence to the entire notion of an eating disorder. I always thought "eating disorders" were for mental midgets and gluttons. Kinda figured I am both. Then the light came on, being a fat assed mental midget with no will power might be an eating disorder. 

 

As far as weight loss surgery, I know 3 folks that have gone that route. The weight came off and it is staying off. Literally saved their lives.

[Flexmoney]

http://www.food.com/...er-relish-25486

 

Great with Bags of dick.

 

 

Have you personally tried that, or did you just do a google search and post up like you had some experience?  

[LeadChucker]

You fuckers trying to lose weight, good luck

I gave you a guarantee, what are you afraid of?

The cost of the product is more than saved through the program.

Best if luck to you dieters, and wannabe gym rats! How has that worked for ya in the past?

[barry owens]

Have you personally tried that, or did you just do a google search and post up like you had some experience?  

That is an  Mrs. FRC favorite. Shes all about canning and cooking, like a good woman should be, in the kitchen.

[Dr. Yellow Visor Guy]

You fuckers trying to lose weight, good luck

I gave you a guarantee, what are you afraid of?

The cost of the product is more than saved through the program.

Best if luck to you dieters, and wannabe gym rats! How has that worked for ya in the past?

 

 

Spend more than one would save? Sounds great. When's Oprah endorsing this miracle shit that lets you not exercise and not diet and still lose weight?

 

I also have a product that is guaranteed to make you a GM. No dryfire or other practice required. There's even a Guarantee as solid as Bobby Keigan's warranty. You can't lose!!!

[ToddKS]

Spend more than one would save? Sounds great. When's Oprah endorsing this miracle shit that lets you not exercise and not diet and still lose weight?

Oprah can't endorse Meth. Wouldn't be good for her look.

The other problem is that you have to recover you investment by working as a mule. You really do need to read the fine print carefully.

[JaeOne3345]

How has that worked for ya in the past?

 

Worked awesome for about ten years now. I stay lean all year long without the need for magical drops.

 

This shit is really not that complicated. Burn more calories than you consume.

 

Fuck the bro science. You can lose weight eating Reese's peanut butter cups if you stay under your maintenance calories.

[Motosapiens]

You fuckers trying to lose weight, good luck

I gave you a guarantee, what are you afraid of?

The cost of the product is more than saved through the program.

Best if luck to you dieters, and wannabe gym rats! How has that worked for ya in the past?

 

I have a guarantee too. Eat less and exercise more when your pants get tight instead of buying new pants. It works. At 6-2, i've been bouncing between 166 and 173 for the last 12-13 years. It's not rocket surgery.

[barry owens]

You could join the Army.

 

worked for this guy

[mx5]

Holy crap, what a tub of guts. I didn't think even the National Guard would tolerate that level of fitness.

 

 

Fuck the bro science. You can lose weight eating Reese's peanut butter cups if you stay under your maintenance calories.

 

And that's a fact.

[Hans3005]

You could join the Army.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD4xwK13lGk

worked for this guy

you can always go marines they are supposed to be hard core

[barry owens]

'Murica

[Hans3005]

or you can just go full retard and join the coast guard and become a airsoft ninja god in Japan.

[Zazz Blammymatazz]

People here act like you cant eat anything at all to stay in shape. Thats bullshit. Just no dessert. Or no eating two three main courses. Or dont drink a gallon of soda and then a gallon of alcohol. I see so many people fail their "diet" after they refuse to even eat a pork chop or hamburger. They cant take an all salad diet and then relapse. I keep telling them that a hamburger wont kill them, just stop buying the triple meat triple cheese bacon. 

 

So many fat people seem to see a binary where they either eat like a pig or only eat a salad. With a large soda. And a desert after because they are still hungry from eating like a fucking rabbit.

 

Maybe being a miser helps. Buying the largest portions are the most expensive, and sodas are a big profit center for restaurants I think, so fuck em. Allegedly soda is bad for you, but that is from that government food pyramid, which may be interpreted incorrectly as sugar is at the apex of the pyramid so it is the most important I think.

 

So just go and buy unicorns until you cant afford to eat and then you will start losing weight.

[RDS]

Work out like a mad man eat like a caveman. Counting your calories on an app? What the fuck! Bitches can't spend a little time in the gym and figure out you can't lose weight eating Twinkies and nachos. FRC needs to come out with a program for you primadonas.

I know you're doing your doodie, but man that bitchy app is a low effort high result way to shed easy pounds. It messes wit ur head. In a good way.

On flip side ass in gym is pretty much a req as well.

[Flexmoney]

That is an  Mrs. FRC favorite. 

 

Might have to try that out then.  

 

I have some hot pepper mustard now...will have to put that with a meat/cheese plate.  Wash it all down with some Milk Stout that I just bottled..

 

Good times!!

[CB45]

Hey Flex, you shooting this season?

[Vagetarian]

He's going to EABODictators.

[Conspiracy Brother]

You've always got cover with that guy in your squad.