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#1 yomamma

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 06:02 AM

besides the ultra fit SOs......

 

I guess there is no need to use cover according to the rules if you are pals with the SO.  Where is the fucking procedural for not using a port correctly?  So everyone gets to shoot a different match and eat shitty cookies....YAY!!!!!   

 



#2 slemmo

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 06:10 AM

In a real life incident I would hide behind the gainer.


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Posted 02 March 2015 - 06:16 AM

I am unclear as to what the shooter did wrong. (aside from be slow and wear a tacky vest)


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#4 yomamma

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 06:20 AM

I am unclear as to what the shooter did wrong. (aside from be slow and wear a tacky vest)

based on my understanding 100% of the shooters lower body must be behind cover because you had to shoot using priority.  I guess IDPA ports are like a bianchi barrier.  Stupid?  Yes.  Rule? Yes.   



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Posted 02 March 2015 - 07:16 AM

LOL. Good luck with that guys.


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#6 GuanoLoco

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 07:24 AM

Looked fine to me. What exactly are you taking issue with.
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#7 GuruOfGuns

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 08:30 AM


"I'm older and fatter than any of you dipshits."


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Posted 02 March 2015 - 08:37 AM

Bass Aboob.......Whistle, whistle, whistel........what's up with his speech? I understood little to nothing but his whistle speak. Completely annoying.... I watched the whole thing to punish myself for not having provided more content on doodie..

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 08:42 AM

Massage A Boob is a great spokesman for IDPA what on earth do you mean?  He says you do everything from concealed carry and it's a "come as you are" sport rather than dress up. LMAO  The only group I've run into more militant and nutty than Glocksuckers are the Ayoobelievers.  There is a certain range I'm not welcome at because it's ran by rabid Ayoobies and since I tend to voice my opinion they hate me. It's crushing I don't know how I can go on.


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#10 ny32182

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 09:27 AM

Your feet can be under a port, that is not illegal.  Looked fine to me as long as all the targets were shot in the right order.

 

One thing I did notice from some of the video of that stage in particular was that moving reloads were legal ahead of them actually becoming legal on March 1.



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Posted 02 March 2015 - 09:30 AM

There were no cover procedurals there.  When she addressed the left side port the first target she was exposed to was a no-shoot so she kept leaning left until something to shoot appeared.  The rest of her stage was legit too.

 

Her draw, however, was something to behold.......


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Posted 02 March 2015 - 09:35 AM

There aren't any rules stating that the shooter must be fast or efficient.

I suspect 'early adoption' of the new rules has been quite popular.
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Posted 02 March 2015 - 10:03 AM

Why bother?

#14 Alma

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 10:16 AM

There aren't any rules stating that the shooter must be fast or efficient.
 

Agreed. Inefficiency is more of a tribal rule. 



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Posted 02 March 2015 - 10:44 AM

I'm gonna start this off by saying I'm a pretty big dude...

But HOLY FUCK that is one obese fella! His belts at almost a 45* angle!

wow, just wow...
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#16 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 10:53 AM

There aren't any rules stating that the shooter must be fast or efficient.

 

True, but rumor has it that if you're "too fast" procedurals will be found to slow you down, up to and including FTDMFR


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Posted 02 March 2015 - 11:00 AM

I'm gonna start this off by saying I'm a pretty big dude...

But HOLY FUCK that is one obese fella! His belts at almost a 45* angle!

wow, just wow...

 

hes not obese hes tactically large. in the coming nuclear apocalypse he will have stores of nutrients to rely on camel style while all the weak and frail gamers die off and he takes their wives to be his harem. he will be a post apocalypse warlord with his never fail reliable glock 21 - what do you have to get you through a situation like that? a tanfaglio and a shooting jersey?


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Posted 02 March 2015 - 02:09 PM

I'm gonna start this off by saying I'm a pretty big dude...

But HOLY FUCK that is one obese fella! His belts at almost a 45* angle!

wow, just wow...

At this point belly boy has more to worry about than some brothas trying to rob him at the local 7-11, or whatever this scenario was. His impending coranary might be more important to address. I pray that if anything goes wrong when I'm in public that some guy like this is standing nearby...cause Ima gonna shadow him and live.


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#19 GuanoLoco

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Posted 02 March 2015 - 02:41 PM

Why y'all being so mean to LAV?  He's just trying to be a good SO!


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Posted 02 March 2015 - 04:46 PM

Why not just use him as barricade? Oh, sorry, the chick got short arms.


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