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#41 Tard Wrangler

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Posted 06 March 2015 - 08:34 PM

The biggest problem is that the dumb cunt didn't shoot the velvet Elvis.


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#42 Cranky Gunsmith

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Posted 06 March 2015 - 11:34 PM

I'm gonna start this off by saying I'm a pretty big dude...

But HOLY FUCK that is one obese fella! His belts at almost a 45* angle!

wow, just wow...

That's intentional. This way he passes the scarecrow test with his shirt off.

#43 Tard Wrangler

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Posted 06 March 2015 - 11:46 PM

I thought he had a truck concealed under his shirt.


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#44 T-Bone Sandwich

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Posted 07 March 2015 - 07:09 PM

I've never shot a national match, but wtf's up with the flash photo in the middle of the run?  Seems distracting.



#45 Nimrod

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Posted 08 March 2015 - 05:39 AM

And that is because events like that are media folly. both real media and imagined (bloggers and mee tube podcasters)

The photos look like Mardi Gras. Next year give those hot shooters beads

#46 Meaningless Loser

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Posted 09 March 2015 - 09:22 AM

Did your girlfriend say "no" right before you wrote this?

No, but the wife did. Does that count?
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#47 yomamma

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Posted 09 March 2015 - 04:26 PM

No, but the wife did. Does that count?

Show that biotch who's fuckign BOSS!  If doesn't work just say yes dear.  


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Posted 11 March 2015 - 12:40 AM

3.5.4 At no time should a shooter stand directly in a window or port to engage targets. When finished, Shooters must slice and pass the pie or cookies around the edge of the window or port to others before helping themselves. If chocolate chip cookies are present, the SO has the option of eating a handful of cookies while running the timer and observing the shooter. If no cookies are present, the SO at his or her discretion, may decide to eat a smaller shooter than themselves. 

 

 

 

FIFY

You accidentally left out part of the rule when you copy and pasted.


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#49 Tard Wrangler

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 10:14 AM

FIFY
You accidentally left out part of the rule when you copy and pasted.


What about the sub section that covers chugalugging a quart of chocolate milk?
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 01:05 PM

What about the sub section that covers chugalugging a quart of chocolate milk?

 

Ahh, you were correct. On my computer I can't scroll while selecting text to copy.

 

here is the full rule.

 

yomamma, on 02 Mar 2015 - 6:43 PM, said:

 

3.5.4 At no time should a shooter stand directly in a window or port to engage targets. When finished, Shooters must slice and pass the pie or cookies around the edge of the window or port to others before helping themselves. If chocolate chip cookies are present, the SO has the option of eating a handful of cookies while running the timer and observing the shooter. If no cookies are present, the SO at his or her discretion, may decide to eat a smaller shooter than themselves.

 

3.5.4-2 During the course of cookie and pie time, All shooters have the option to quickly consume not more than 1-1/2 quarts of chocolate milk, or 1 small elementary school sized box of 2% milk. Said consumption shall not occur during any attempt at IDPA insider humor, including but not limited to the act known as the truffle shuffle. 


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Posted 11 March 2015 - 01:09 PM

https://youtu.be/kr_z37TgQO4

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#52 TheBlackKnight

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 06:22 AM

Fully retreated behind cover and appeared in the same spot. Tactical fail


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#53 TheReal007

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Posted 05 April 2015 - 11:09 AM

Nobody is going to point out that the OP is a dipshit for pointing out her failure to follow rules he doesn't know?

 

Nobody knows the rules....they are always in flux.



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Posted 05 April 2015 - 11:16 AM

Ahh, you were correct. On my computer I can't scroll while selecting text to copy.

 

here is the full rule.

 

yomamma, on 02 Mar 2015 - 6:43 PM, said:

 

3.5.4 At no time should a shooter stand directly in a window or port to engage targets. When finished, Shooters must slice and pass the pie or cookies around the edge of the window or port to others before helping themselves. If chocolate chip cookies are present, the SO has the option of eating a handful of cookies while running the timer and observing the shooter. If no cookies are present, the SO at his or her discretion, may decide to eat a smaller shooter than themselves.

 

3.5.4-2 During the course of cookie and pie time, All shooters have the option to quickly consume not more than 1-1/2 quarts of chocolate milk, or 1 small elementary school sized box of 2% milk. Said consumption shall not occur during any attempt at IDPA insider humor, including but not limited to the act known as the truffle shuffle. 

 

 

That's the very reason I am fat. Its a defensive mechanism.






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