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#21 Mistadobalina

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 06:44 AM

I guess it makes sense if your wife isn't available to provide overwatch while you operate.


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Posted 09 October 2015 - 06:55 AM

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 09:51 AM



I guess it makes sense if your wife isn't available to provide overwatch while you operate.

 

Unless you are in the situation where what your wife lacks in accuracy she makes up for in enthusiasm and firepower.  If she's providing overwatch I'm gonna need a helmet and Level 4 protective gear to weed whack.

 

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 10:46 AM

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 08:57 PM

Always CCW a primary, secondary (BUG), 2-to-3 mag's for each, a "tactical" knife, a "tactical" pen, and a "tactical" flashlight 24-fucking-7 ...  otherwise you'll get yourself killed in the street.

 

Do you even operate bro ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 08:59 PM

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Posted 10 October 2015 - 10:25 AM

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Posted 10 October 2015 - 10:40 AM

If you get a riding mower with a good turning radius you can do effective threat scans.

 

See shoulder holster thread. 

 

 

 


I guess it makes sense if your wife isn't available to provide overwatch while you operate.

 

 

She really should be the one mowing the yard. 


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Posted 10 October 2015 - 03:42 PM

Valuable IDPA practice. Pretty much half the stages around here start "you are __ the lawn, when..."
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Posted 10 October 2015 - 08:24 PM

Valuable IDPA practice. Pretty much half the stages around here start "you are __ the lawn, when..."


when ... out of the blue you are attacked by a gang of 9 angry drug cartel members wearing improbable patchwork body armor, some of which are holding hostages as human shields.

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#31 T-Bone Sandwich

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Posted 12 October 2015 - 06:18 PM

Fucking amateur hour in here.

 

 

There's a 25 cent solution for this.  Even if they think you're probably bluffing, no one has the balls to find out.

 

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Posted 12 October 2015 - 07:52 PM

Fucking amateur hour in here.

 

 

There's a 25 cent solution for this.  Even if they think you're probably bluffing, no one has the balls to find out.

 

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Because you're mowing....  wait for it....  your minefield.


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Posted 13 October 2015 - 08:42 AM

I've been practicing for this since Blackberry:


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Posted 13 October 2015 - 02:23 PM

Most practical use of a lawnmower award should be hanging on your wall for that.



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Posted 13 October 2015 - 03:19 PM

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Posted 13 October 2015 - 03:39 PM

USPLMA...coming soon.

Gotta figure out if I'm gonna run a major or minor power mower...   Scores are higher if you rock over 5HP after all 


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Posted 14 October 2015 - 12:20 PM

Fucking amateur hour in here.

 

 

There's a 25 cent solution for this.  Even if they think you're probably bluffing, no one has the balls to find out.

 

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Best used in concert with a Claymore trailer hitch cover.

 

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Posted 19 October 2015 - 01:14 PM

I guess it makes sense if your wife isn't available to provide overwatch while you operate.

 

my wife mows the lawn. i have better shit to do.


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Posted 19 October 2015 - 02:55 PM

my wife mows the lawn. i have better shit to do.

 

Does she know that?


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Posted 19 October 2015 - 05:57 PM

And what's wrong with a Deere mounted mini gun?
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