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[Motosapiens]

Why, why, why, I ask you, do people even go to Benos?

I registered there YEARS ago to start reading threads to get more gooder. I didn't even last a day. It was clear that I would have to wade through so much megalomania, superciliousness and just plain douche baggery that truly useful content would be as hard to find as a descended testicles at ComicCon.

I have long forgotten my username and password. That's a good thing.

At least here, the shooting log area is relatively free of that shit.

Yeah, here no one except leadchucker and 1 or 2 others cares about being gooder. Everyone just comes here for the same reason flex does, to say naughty words and not get in trouble. It's sad really. So much talent and knowledge among the members, and the freedom to actually discuss the future of uspsa, but all anyone can do is say 'fuck' and giggle about it, and then go drink some belgian dogshit beer.

[slemmo]

Yeah, why wouldn't you want to just put dogshit, rice, corn, whatever you had lying around into your beer?

 

That's american beers, belgian beers are mostly natural, german beers are also natural AND boring.

[GuanoLoco]

Bingo.

American beers are all over the map.

German beers (mostly lagers) are of high quality and consistency, but are boring as hell when compared to the range of Belgian ales.

[Doc]

Yeah, here no one except leadchucker and 1 or 2 others cares about being gooder. Everyone just comes here for the same reason flex does, to say naughty words and not get in trouble. It's sad really. So much talent and knowledge among the members, and the freedom to actually discuss the future of uspsa, but all anyone can do is say 'fuck' and giggle about it, and then go drink some belgian dogshit beer.

'Smatter? Not enough sheep pussy this week?

Don't assume that only 3 people care about and are actually trying to get gooder. Members don't have to have shooting logs to validate their efforts.

Oh... I almost forgot...

'fuck' [giggle] and I'll take this over beer:

[Vagetarian]

Mostly here for the tits and don't drink so that shit falls on deaf ears.  But it's an entertaining time waster that occasionally coughs up a useful hairball of info and it's great when there's drama within the confines of the ORG that cannot/will not be spoken of on Enos.  And I like to say fuck without it becoming f***

[Mr_White]

I like getting gooder, but I also like being able to yell fuck you on the internet and not just in real life. It's very convenient I can do that in one place.

[Conspiracy Brother]

[Brownie]

'Smatter? Not enough sheep pussy this week?

Don't assume that only 3 people care about and are actually trying to get gooder. Members don't have to have shooting logs to validate their efforts.

Oh... I almost forgot...

'fuck' [giggle] and I'll take this over beer:

 

Between this and the tits you may not be as horrible as everyone says.

[Doc]

I toured the old Jameson distillery in Dublin. I got 7 free shots!

 

We went from there straight to the Guiness storehouse where I got 2 free pints.

[thegrandwazoo]

Dammit I am out of likes. So ^ like!

[Motosapiens]

We went from there straight to the Guiness storehouse where I got 2 free pints.

ha, we got 3 pints at the guiness brewery.... but the barmaid drew the line there.

[Doc]

ha, we got 3 pints at the guiness brewery.... but the barmaid drew the line there.

 

 

Did you do the "pour the perfect pint' thing and get your certificate?

[Motosapiens]

Did you do the "pour the perfect pint' thing and get your certificate?

 

did not. i was there in 1990. mighta notta hadda certificate then.

[Doc]

I was there in 2013. They had a section where they took about 10 people at a time and taught them to draw the perfect pint - the correct angle of the glass the push or pull of the spigot (which way, how much and when) - the wait and the top off. If your pint had the perfect amount and head, you got a certificate - and got to consume your efforts.

[Flexmoney]

I toured the old Jameson distillery in Dublin. I got 7 free shots!
 
We went from there straight to the Guiness storehouse where I got 2 free pints.

Kiss my ass. Because math. (Just kidding...kinda)

[Doc]

Kiss my ass. Because meth. (I have no idea what I'm saying...)

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[Flexmoney]

Did you drink it out of a chalice?

 

 

I am now in possession of a beer chalice, that reads "Flexmoney".  

[GuanoLoco]

Maybe one of the mods could help you out, the picture isn't showing up properly.

[Flexmoney]

Maybe one of the mods could help you out, the picture isn't showing up properly.

 

 

Mentally...picture a beer chalice, that reads Flexmoney.  

[Buck Turgidson]

Mostly here for the tits big butts and don't drink to excess so that shit falls on deaf ears.  

 

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