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#21 Peally

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Posted 21 February 2017 - 09:56 PM

You're replying to a thread from last year bumped by a Russian bot. Pretty sure the thread is dead bro.



#22 J.A.Nine

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Posted 21 February 2017 - 11:50 PM

Screw that, squad with the Jessie or Tori or some other shooter babes and talk to them every chance you get. I'm sure they'll appreciate the attention.

 

I've squadded with Tori. I'm not sure how she manages to put up with every lard ass who wants to take a picture and and be instagram buddies.


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Posted 25 February 2017 - 01:24 PM

Well when you have no skills to work any other kind of job you have to put up with it. What else is she gonna do? Waitress?



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Posted 25 February 2017 - 05:22 PM

Well when you have no skills to work any other kind of job you have to put up with it. What else is she gonna do? Waitress?

 

There's always the pole.....


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#25 Miculek is a Noob

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Posted 25 February 2017 - 09:34 PM

I've squadded with Tori. I'm not sure how she manages to put up with every lard ass who wants to take a picture and and be instagram buddies.


By never touching a paster or a can of paint, and huddling with her roadies in between throwing tantrums at the ROs.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 07:57 AM

Somebody I really don't like just joined my squad for the next match.  I know that they, and their entourage, will get my blood pressure up.

 

Switch squads or consider it a good opportunity for hardening the fuck up of my mental conditioning?



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Posted 27 February 2017 - 08:16 AM

Somebody I really don't like just joined my squad for the next match. I know that they, and their entourage, will get my blood pressure up.

Switch squads or consider it a good opportunity for hardening the fuck up of my mental conditioning?

Gtfo of there
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#28 redrider

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 10:00 PM

Bounce squads if possible Sprewell

 

When I;ve been squadded with Tori she met the minimum acceptable standard for helping reset the stage. Definitely not an ounce extra.



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Posted 28 February 2017 - 12:32 AM

Somebody I really don't like just joined my squad for the next match.  I know that they, and their entourage, will get my blood pressure up.

 

Switch squads or consider it a good opportunity for hardening the fuck up of my mental conditioning?

 

Have fun with it!  I've had this happen a couple of times with interesting results.  One particular jackwagon I could not stand wound up on my squad at a major, so I played mind games with him by praising his speed, "Wow, man you just smoked this stage, I've never seen you shoot so well!" just after he shot the first stage fairly quickly, but down a bunch of points.  Then on the next stage I really got him pumped up with the secret stage plan and telling him to "just burn it down!"  Wow! what a result, he burnt it down speed wise, but 2 misses, a no-shoot and a bunch of 'D's.  From that point on it was a downhill train wreck for him.  In the meantime, I shot a good steady match and had a very good finish.  This may or may not work if said jackwagon has an entourage that is whispering the same shit about his greatness in his ear.  He avoided me like the plague at matches after that.

 

Another guyI really didn't like ended up on my squad, so I played the same mind game and damned if he didn't live up to the hype with one of his best results.  The funny part is we both had a great match and actually had a good time.  We've been on several squads together since then and I discovered he's not the jerk I originally thought, just socially awkward and has a hard time dealing with a bad performance.  While we're not close friends, we are friendly at the range and I don't mind being on the same squad. Oh yeah, I did get him to start pasting and setting steel rather than disappearing to 'load mags & shit' which also helped improve my (and the rest of the squad's) opinion of the guy.



#30 Just Some Random Hoser

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Posted 28 February 2017 - 11:00 PM

I've squadded with Tori. I'm not sure how she manages to put up with every lard ass who wants to take a picture and and be instagram buddies.

I've squadded with her three times...never once asked for a pic.

I just try and be friendly, and not pop a boner when I watch her shoot....



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Posted 25 December 2017 - 09:43 AM

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#32 Trigger Warning

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Posted 25 December 2017 - 09:44 AM

Doc edit: another dickhead banned

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#33 Peally

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Posted 25 December 2017 - 01:01 PM

Eat shit and die, comrade.
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Posted 25 December 2017 - 05:38 PM

All I wanted for Xmas was Russian spam!
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#35 mir2017lor

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 10:02 AM

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 11:18 AM

The actual only reason there should ever be mod action taken on this forum.

#37 Peally

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 12:48 PM

The actual only reason there should ever be mod action taken on this forum.


There are others, even here we have standards of decency.

#38 Mistadobalina

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 09:40 AM

There are some folks that I don't like to shoot with.


Mista Dobalina, Mista Bob Dobalina

Mista Bob Dobalina, won't you quit?

You really make me sick with ya fraudulent behavior
You're gonna make me flip and then an army couldn't save ya


#39 GuyboomLourn

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Posted 30 May 2018 - 10:26 PM

Edit: hi there I’m an idiot and got myself banned




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