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#41 bgary

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 03:23 PM

It could just be that the bearded wonder is the only mushroom this pile can produce.


Saving this. and lmao.

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#42 Brownie

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 03:41 PM

It could just be that the bearded wonder is the only mushroom this pile can produce. But maybe not.


When members here condemn people for being members here it amuses me in a special kinda way.


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#43 Chuck Anderson

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 04:01 PM

Haha, all Doodies are douche canoes!   Wait....crap.  


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#44 GuanoLoco

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 04:19 PM

When members here condemn people for being members here it amuses me in a special kinda way.

 

We know ourselves and each other better than anyone else, now don't we?

 

While everything you need to know about Doodie is in my signature, I will specifically refer you to: "Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Doodie Project?"


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#45 bgary

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 04:31 PM

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member..."
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#46 Doc

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 05:42 PM

Introspection is a dangerous thing.
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#47 Mike Foley

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 06:50 PM

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member..."


One of my all time favorites.

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 06:50 PM

How about this time around HQ hires an ED who actually has ED so they literally can't fuck up the job....
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#49 eBAG

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 07:54 PM

Let's do this the old fashioned way, by hiring the candidate with the best boobs. Doc has a whole thread of possibles.
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#50 StrongHandOnly

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 07:58 PM

I'd like to see a national search for an ED with a proven track record.

#51 GuanoLoco

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:03 PM

I can't imagine that there are any qualified candidates with a history of operating non-profit orgs, particularly ones specializing in competitive sporting events.
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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:05 PM

I can't imagine that there are any qualified candidates with a history of operating non-profit orgs, particularly ones specializing in competitive sporting events.


Being no one is qualified, just go for the good tits
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#53 Mike Foley

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:07 PM

You can't even trust that these days, they may be on a dude.
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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:07 PM

Part of the tech project is a change in the way scores and classifier data is input into the system.  Now a person is responsible for much of that data entry.  If it was all automated, like it was supposed to be in 2014, you do away with a requirement to have a person physically at the office to receive that data.  Switch the slot system to an electronic based slot instead a giant ass slot that has to be mailed out in a $3.00 envelope and you remove another reason to require physical presence.  Update the membership system so that more is automated and again you cut down on the reason to have a physical single location.  Much of current tasks that are done at the office now can be eliminated.  The remaining tasks can be done with a remote workforce managed by the President.  It's not possible at this time but it could be accomplished if they want to.


Holly shit, it's 2016 and we have folks manually entering data? Are we still permitting folks to smoke at their desks?

The 90's called and they want their processes back... Seriously, if it's taken this long for the tech project to fix this we have much bigger problems...

#55 thegrandwazoo

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:09 PM

Being no one is qualified, just go for the good tits on a woman or a stunning post op.

 

 

I say sound logic considering the Beard's note. FIFY



#56 GuanoLoco

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:10 PM

You can't even trust that these days, they may be on a dude.

Check the Hot-Crazy matrix. Any qualified candidates that Doc would approve of are probably trannies.

And that might be an asset.
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#57 Brownie

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:15 PM

Check the Hot-Crazy matrix. Any qualified candidates that Doc would approve of are probably trannies.


And that might be an asset.


At least they wouldn't get DQ'd for using the pisser.
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#58 Doc

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:17 PM

Ah-hem...

I'm only into natural, true female boobies....

As for hiring an ED with great (natural, female) tits, what would be the point? It not like the membership gets to visit HQ weekly to gawk or fondle...
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#59 LeadChucker

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:27 PM

You can't even trust that these days, they may be on a dude.


Can't believe you went there
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#60 eBAG

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:28 PM

Here is my vote for "ED," because besides being my all time favorite, I bet Pres Foley looks a lot like this stripped down.

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