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#61 Vagetarian

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 07:24 AM

I am now a member of a super-secret shooting team that I know nothing about and that offers no advantages other than a free shirt that kind of fits.


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 06:59 PM

Unless you get a 10-99 or a W2 it ain't real sponsorship

 

Well then I guess I'm sponsored by Glock.

 

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 02:10 PM

It's funny because the dudes with jerseys (legit or not) obviously don't give a fuck what other people think about them wearing one.


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 02:24 PM

Like the fine EBT landwhales of Walmart, that doesn't mean we can't poke fun at them.



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Posted 30 November 2016 - 03:32 PM

I'm glad this is a topic of discussion.  It restores my faith in Doodie.


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 04:01 PM

It's funny because the dudes with jerseys (legit or not) obviously don't give a fuck what other people think about them wearing one.


How do you figure? Unless you're getting compensated in some meaningful way, the entire point of wearing one of those is signaling.



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Posted 30 November 2016 - 04:07 PM

How do you figure? Unless you're getting compensated in some meaningful way, the entire point of wearing one of those is signaling.

 

99.999% of people are signaling via their clothing choices.  Even those who vehemently deny it.



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Posted 30 November 2016 - 04:23 PM

99.999% of people are signaling via their clothing choices. Even those who vehemently deny it.

Yeah, but specifically, I'm talking about signaling "Hey fellow shooters, look how much better i am than you because i have all these fucking logos on me. Bow before my 5% Lucas Oil discount."

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 04:33 PM

Yeah, but specifically, I'm talking about signaling "hey fellow shooters, look how much better i am than you because i have all these fucking logos on me".

 

 

I need to spend more time on Doodie, I'm not quite cynical enough.

 

I would be embarrassed to wear a shooting blouse.  The only thing I can think of that would compel me to wear one is to do a favor for somebody.  That or a huge chunk of money, which doesn't seem at all likely given that I suck at shooting.  Plus which, I don't like people much and wouldn't be a good ambassador for a brand.

 

Except for that piping dude that posts here.  I need to have my bathroom re-plumbed and would really put out (wink!) for him.  


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 05:16 PM

Yeah, but specifically, I'm talking about signaling "Hey fellow shooters, look how much better i am than you because i have all these fucking logos on me. Bow before my 5% Lucas Oil discount."

 

Fortunately we have this thing called Practiscore.  I think that a thumbnail of the shooter wearing his or her jersey/blouse of choice should be available next to the score.  Then we will know the truth.


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 05:44 PM

I need to spend more time on Doodie, I'm not quite cynical enough.

I would be embarrassed to wear a shooting blouse. The only thing I can think of that would compel me to wear one is to do a favor for somebody. That or a huge chunk of money, which doesn't seem at all likely given that I suck at shooting. Plus which, I don't like people much and wouldn't be a good ambassador for a brand.

Except for that piping dude that posts here. I need to have my bathroom re-plumbed and would really put out (wink!) for him.


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I still believe One Great Jersey exists in the ether that would be a constant troll simultaneously insulting and humoring viewers so as to distract their stage planning and therefore be a piece of equipment that actually enhances your match standing. But so far, man has not reached high enough to create this garment yet I believe some day it will come.

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 05:47 PM

Fortunately we have this thing called Practiscore. I think that a thumbnail of the shooter wearing his or her jersey/blouse of choice should be available next to the score. Then we will know the truth.


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:33 PM

So I can't believe nobody is sporting the grease stained wife beater? Show up, shoot the match, toke a pack of coffin nails, throw back a couple of cold ones while RO your buddy, head home and ask the bitch where is my dinner!

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:41 PM

So you've never shot a match in A6 I see.
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#75 Vagetarian

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:53 PM

Just realized everyone is wearing jerseys at BJJ. Yikes.

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 07:06 PM

I've changed my mind. Team jerseys are cool. Nothing wrong with some good ol' camaraderie. And if you're going to bother getting a team jersey made, you might as well put a bunch of other shit on it.

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 07:07 PM

A Hillary campaign jersey could be kinda fun. Veins would be popping everywhere. 


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 08:16 PM

I am now a member of a super-secret shooting team that I know nothing about and that offers no advantages other than a free shirt that kind of fits.

Don't lie. You paid Techwear $89.99 for that shit.

Plus $12.99 for express shipping so it'd be here in time for you to wear in the family's creepy christmas card.
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Posted 02 December 2016 - 12:53 PM

Yeah, but specifically, I'm talking about signaling "Hey fellow shooters, look how much better i am than you because i have all these fucking logos on me. Bow before my 5% Lucas Oil discount."

I think you are signaling that you feel inadequate about your shooting. My attire (plain shirts) definitely signals that I think jerseys look lame, but I don't get any vibe of any sort from shooters in jerseys. they seem exactly like the people without jerseys except dressed funny.


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Posted 02 December 2016 - 01:05 PM

I think you are signaling that you feel inadequate about your shooting. My attire (plain shirts) definitely signals that I think jerseys look lame, but I don't get any vibe of any sort from shooters in jerseys. they seem exactly like the people without jerseys except dressed funny.


Nah, my shooting's just fine.




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