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#21 peterthefish

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 12:06 PM

Dude, that's like 5 centimeters. HUGE!!!

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard a girl say that, right before she broke out in laughter...

I'd have 12 nickels.

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 12:08 PM

You didn't know Norwegians are on average 50mm bigger than the rest of the world?

 

Waist circumference?


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Posted 16 December 2016 - 07:23 PM

It's funny because none of the GM's in the Austin area have anything to do with the place, so the "gunfighter club" will think they are all baller, show up to a match and get slayed. then run off and find some lame cognitive dissonance excuse.


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Posted 16 December 2016 - 07:26 PM

Nobody that is training with Gonzalez is doing it to get good at USPSA.



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Posted 16 December 2016 - 07:31 PM

There you go.

 

 

 

 

I hear Jeff is a good instructor for tactical stuff, but I also know the veins of derp can run deep around there.


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Posted 17 December 2016 - 06:33 AM

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It pins my irony meter when people post things like "your to stupid..."

You brought a rifle to a handgun competition?

#27 beerbaron

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 08:35 AM

I read the op and thought 'not sure if serious'.

I thought it was sarcasm and thought it actually quite funny.

I still almost can't believe this dude is for real.

I wanna know how any fucktard that can spend $300 on this got $300 in the first place. Cause surely no one that fucking stupid would have a paying job.

Yeehaw! Gunfighter club!

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 09:10 AM

My wife won't workout for free; if she pays for a yoga class or something though she goes diligently to keep from wasting the money.

 

I would sign up for something like this nearby to my house. 



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Posted 17 December 2016 - 09:31 AM

My wife won't workout for free; if she pays for a yoga class or something though she goes diligently to keep from wasting the money.

I would sign up for something like this nearby to my house.


So you're a woman? Because only women can trick themselves with mental gymnastics like that.

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 10:42 AM

Crossfit seems to be successful using this business model....  



#31 Miculek is a Noob

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 12:24 PM

So is Weight Watchers.

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 03:25 PM

My wife won't workout for free; if she pays for a yoga class or something though she goes diligently to keep from wasting the money.

 

I would sign up for something like this nearby to my house. 

 

So you have no drive to get better unless you're wasting money in the first place?



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Posted 17 December 2016 - 03:31 PM

So you have no drive to get better unless you're wasting money in the first place?

 

I'm not sure I follow.  My comment was about two separate things.  

 

1.  Paying in advance might encourage people to practice more.

2.  If it were convenient, and the kind of training I wanted, $225 seems a reasonable fee for two days of it per month.

 

Personally, I can shoot in my backyard and do shoot almost every day.



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Posted 17 December 2016 - 05:22 PM

It's one of the new "Guntry Clubs". 

 

Throw down $7K & $225/mo for the Premimum membership and you don't have to shoot with the $250/year peons or worse yet the $25/hr unwashed masses.


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Posted 18 December 2016 - 09:16 PM

It's one of the new "Guntry Clubs". 

 

Throw down $7K & $225/mo for the Premimum membership and you don't have to shoot with the $250/year peons or worse yet the $25/hr unwashed masses.

 

Good idea

http://www.alamorang...al-memberships/



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Posted 19 December 2016 - 07:20 AM

Good idea

http://www.alamorang...al-memberships/


So for $5K up front and $150 / month I only get one free ultrasonic cleaning per month? I'm not sure I'm sold.

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 08:12 AM

I'm not sure I follow.  My comment was about two separate things.  

 

1.  Paying in advance might encourage people to practice more.

2.  If it were convenient, and the kind of training I wanted, $225 seems a reasonable fee for two days of it per month.

 

Personally, I can shoot in my backyard and do shoot almost every day.

 

The people that'd pay in the first place as the only way they can get their butts to practice are alien to me.

 

It's kinda like the gym membership thing.



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Posted 19 December 2016 - 05:20 PM

Good idea

http://www.alamorang...al-memberships/

I am impressed with the massive 65ft range capable of handling up to 308.

I don't always sight in my 308, but when I do it's always at 65ft.
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#39 waktasz

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Posted 20 December 2016 - 12:09 PM

It's actually really, really nice there and if I had some spare money left in my wallet after making my Maserati and yacht payments I wouldn't mind being a member there.



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Posted 20 December 2016 - 04:31 PM

End up shooting someone and the DA brings up you are in a "gunfighter" club.  And we all know that gunfighters were the bad guys in westerns. So he has already built a mental image against you in the mind of the jury.


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