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#41 peterthefish

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Posted 20 December 2016 - 05:02 PM

End up shooting someone and the DA brings up you are in a "gunfighter" club. And we all know that gunfighters were the bad guys in westerns. So he has already built a mental image against you in the mind of the jury.


Every time I read something like this I just think "Fuck Ayoob".
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#42 Cranky Gunsmith

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Posted 20 December 2016 - 05:46 PM



...Look, you're just not gonna convince me that life's worth living in a country where someone calls a Toyota Yaris a pussymobile with a (semi)-straight face.


Well, isn't it pussies that drive those?


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Posted 20 December 2016 - 06:17 PM

You didn't know Norwegians are on average 50mm bigger than the rest of the world?


Waist size, right?

#44 GuanoLoco

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Posted 20 December 2016 - 07:53 PM

Every time I read something like this I just think "Fuck Ayoob".


Just be honest and call it the Wannabe Faceshooters Club.
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#45 beerbaron

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Posted 20 December 2016 - 10:16 PM

Good idea

http://www.alamorang...al-memberships/

Mmmm presidential VIP. It sounds so..... presidential and important.

Seems reasonable. $5k 'initiation' (gets you lubed up for future ass raping) and $1800 a year.

Gets you those sweet c-level executive features like a polo shirt and cap and some sweet ultra sonic cleaning. Plus all that access to those 20 yard ranges for banging away on ya 308 like Rambo. Executive style. Prestige worldwide.

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Posted 21 December 2016 - 08:09 AM

The range is actually super baller. No riff raff allowed. You wouldn't understand because you can't afford it.  

 

 

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#47 GuruOfGuns

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Posted 21 December 2016 - 12:30 PM

End up shooting someone and the DA brings up you are in a "gunfighter" club.  And we all know that gunfighters were the bad guys in westerns. So he has already built a mental image against you in the mind of the jury.

 

 

Yeh, if Ramzi Yousef escaped, broke into your kids bedroom and you shot him just before he sank a knife into them you'd be thrown in jail by a rogue DA because you had a membership to the Gunfighter Club and a Doodie member to boot, may as well plead guilty and beg for the electric ride. Plus they'd double your death penalty if you used reloads or a gun with a provocative name like Cobra.

 

Fuck Ayoob


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Posted 21 December 2016 - 03:21 PM

Yeh, if Ramzi Yousef escaped, broke into your kids bedroom and you shot him just before he sank a knife into them you'd be thrown in jail by a rogue DA because you had a membership to the Gunfighter Club and a Doodie member to boot, may as well plead guilty and beg for the electric ride. Plus they'd double your death penalty if you used reloads or a gun with a provocative name like Cobra.

Fuck Ayoob


Don't forget - no scary sounding factory ammo (Zombie killers!!) or trigger jobs either.

Fuck Ayoob.

#49 beerbaron

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Posted 21 December 2016 - 07:48 PM

The range is actually super baller. No riff raff allowed. You wouldn't understand because you can't afford it.


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You misunderstand. I'm highly jelly. Fuck shooting goals for this year. I'm switching to shopping goals. Gold DE 50 and a vip presidential gunfighter club membership should see me right. :)

#50 phil datpus

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 01:54 AM

For that price they better have fluffers.

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 11:14 PM

For that price they better have fluffers.

No card-carrying member of a "gunfighter club" has any use for fluffers.



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Posted 24 December 2016 - 10:56 AM

For that price they better have fluffers.

If by "fluffer" you mean "someone who provides me with 1,500 match-grade federal-primer reloads each time I walk in the door" ... then yes they need fluffers.
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#53 beerbaron

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 08:16 PM

No card-carrying member of a "gunfighter club" has any use for fluffers.


Good point. I think they use what are called 'buffers' for their kind of thing....

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Posted 25 December 2016 - 07:11 AM

I just talked to Jeff and this is legit....

He told me after 5 years of this program I could be a "for hire merc" ready for missions with black water.
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Posted 25 December 2016 - 08:23 AM

I just talked to Jeff and this is legit....
He told me after 5 years of this program I could be a "Budding Timmy" ready for missions in a back water mall food court.


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