Glock parts for sale
Posted 28 February 2017 - 06:40 AM
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Posted 01 March 2017 - 11:47 AM
Effective immediately, I need to have all used parts and firearms purchases cleared by a factory trained armorer and my legal team. Send them to the address below, along with a notarized statement guaranteeing that the parts are new, OEM, and unmodified. I will also need certified copies of your last two 1040s prior to purchase, as I will not buy from someone without the assets to cover my long-term medical expenses and my emotional distress should said parts contribute to an accident resulting in grave bodily injury or death. Or worse, a DQ at a major match.
I will wire payment once all legal hurdles have been cleared; I estimate that this will take no more than three months. I also need to inform you that I have been advised to pay no more than $20 for anything offered on any shooting related website. Rest assured that if the parts are unacceptable to my team, they will be returned to you as soon as possible.
I thank you for your cooperation in advance.
John "Quick Draw" Smith c/o
Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe
6969 Jones Sausage Road
Garner, NC 27529
p.s. I also expect you to pay all shipping costs associated with this transaction.
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