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#1 Woodieproject

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Posted 05 March 2017 - 06:54 PM

Somebody needs to troll this dude

 

 

 

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#2 Copperhead

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Posted 05 March 2017 - 07:01 PM

Dude has a lot of performance awards and pins.
Must be legit
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#3 beerbaron

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Posted 05 March 2017 - 08:21 PM

Watch the 'high speed' vid. The rippling motion of his gut is almost hypnotic. It's like a lava lamp.

He also for some reason has dogshit on his target. Cause 'sense of humour' I guess.

I have to say any dude shooting uspsa from concealment just screams 'tool'.

Finally I enjoy his tactical ballerina jumps onto and off of the wonky platforms in the area 1 vid.

It's like: 'AHA!!! SURPISE MUTHA FUCKAZ!!!!!'

The bit where he nearly falls over and appears to sweep himself was great too.

All round I say B+ for effort.
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#4 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 05 March 2017 - 09:05 PM

lolz


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#5 slemmo

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Posted 05 March 2017 - 11:14 PM

The new beard is really good marketing, just needs another 6 months to develop properly.


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Posted 06 March 2017 - 01:38 AM

I thought he was wearing one of these for effect.
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Posted 06 March 2017 - 06:36 AM

Gabe, please shave.  The bearded trainer has become a caricature and a joke.


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#8 Mr_White

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 07:27 AM

Gabe, please shave.  The bearded trainer has become a caricature and a joke.


See, that's why I should leave it. No one takes a beard on a tactical guy seriously anyway. It's out of fashion now. That website isn't going to attract anyone, it's just so I don't have to disappoint Ben AGAIN for not having one when I go on the podcast soon.
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#9 Mr_White

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 07:33 AM

I got a new phone over the weekend too. And I picked...the gold one. I'd post a picture of it but it's hard to get a phone to take a picture of itself.
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#10 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 07:49 AM

No one takes a beard on a tactical guy seriously anyway.

 

In that case make sure you also wear the gold glasses


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#11 JoeyBagODonuts

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 07:56 AM

The first shot on the move, it actually looked like the bowling pin shit it's pants on hearing the shot.
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Posted 06 March 2017 - 09:10 AM

I have to say any dude shooting uspsa from concealment just screams 'tool'.

Where you see Tool, Gabe sees $$$. It is a fantastic marketing move for the Timmies.

But since this is the shit on Gabe thread, in Practical Pistol Reloaded the great Stoeger himself said, "Suppose you are shooting Limited Division (major, obviously, since you aren't an idiot)". Take that Gabe!

I for one would like to see Gabe shoot Production at a major match, but the $$ flowing from the Timmies is too good.
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#13 Twinkie

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 09:13 AM

I got a new phone over the weekend too. And I picked...the gold one. I'd post a picture of it but it's hard to get a phone to take a picture of itself.


Are you keeping the old one as a drop phone?
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#14 Fishyjoe

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 09:27 AM

Hey there's always the bathroom mirror selfie or phonie in this instance.
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#15 GuruOfGuns

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 12:10 PM

Good luck Gabe, I think you'll do well.


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Posted 06 March 2017 - 02:13 PM

I for one would like to see Gabe shoot Production at a major match, but the $$ flowing from the Timmies is too good.

I think so too, just for shits and giggles. And a few months ago when he shot my open gun after the match, it made me realize that no matter what I don't want him to be shooting in my division anymore. The ultimate timmy would be to get one of them Roland Specials and shoot that in Open, and proceed to pwnnewbs


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#17 Mr_White

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 02:22 PM

I will take a break from counting my filthy lucre to respond to my various supporters here. Meanwhile you can look at my sig line picture - counting filthy lucre is a job that never really stops.

In that case make sure you also wear the gold glasses

Believe me, I would if only they were real eye pro.

I have to say any dude shooting uspsa from concealment just screams 'tool'.

We'll see who is the tool when the start signal happens in the food court. Not me, unless I slip on some Panda Express.

Finally I enjoy his tactical ballerina jumps onto and off of the wonky platforms in the area 1 vid.

It's like: 'AHA!!! SURPISE MUTHA FUCKAZ!!!!!'

I had lost like 35 pounds right before that so it was like I had +1 to my Dexterity. I jumped all over the place, it was fun.

The bit where he nearly falls over and appears to sweep himself was great too.

Yeah that sucked. I always screw up the worst on THAT RO's stages, wtf. Didn't sweep myself, but I think it would be better if you make these accusations closer to the event in question, that way you can get some controversy going and maybe drag the RO into it.

All round I say B+ for effort.

Thanks, that's actually a pretty good grade here.

Where you see Tool, Gabe sees $$$. It is a fantastic marketing move for the Timmies.
But since this is the shit on Gabe thread, in Practical Pistol Reloaded the great Stoeger himself said, "Suppose you are shooting Limited Division (major, obviously, since you aren't an idiot)". Take that Gabe!

I for one would like to see Gabe shoot Production at a major match, but the $$ flowing from the Timmies is too good.

Everyone knows I'm an idiot for not shooting Major in Limited. And I wonder if Ben is secretly thinking of me each time I hear him say it's stupid. Since the world is all about me lol!

Good luck Gabe, I think you'll do well.

Thank you, from one generation of Timmy to another.

Are you keeping the old one as a drop phone?

That's a good idea. These frigging phones weigh like two pounds, you could fake your way into a shot-put to the face with that bad boy no problem.
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#18 Mr_White

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 02:31 PM

I think so too, just for shits and giggles. And a few months ago when he shot my open gun after the match, it made me realize that no matter what I don't want him to be shooting in my division anymore. The ultimate timmy would be to get one of them Roland Specials and shoot that in Open, and proceed to pwnnewbs


I will totally do that as soon as my eyes become shit with irons

Shooting your Open gun made me realize that my trigger finger is slow as fuck and that I better stick to a hider division
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#19 Stelio Kontos

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 03:22 PM

And I wonder if Ben is secretly thinking of me each time I hear him say it's stupid. Since the world is all about me lol!

lol I actually wonder the same thing.

On another note, eating at Panda Express will ensure you have a Critical Dynamic Incident.
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Posted 06 March 2017 - 03:39 PM

Finally I enjoy his tactical ballerina jumps onto and off of the wonky platforms in the area 1 vid.

It's like: 'AHA!!! SURPISE MUTHA FUCKAZ!!!!!'

 

What you probably don't realize is that if you roll that vid frame by frame Gabe actually 2A'd that motherfucker before his Puma-shod feet hit the ground.

 

Bad Ass


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