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#1 chewgotit

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 08:53 AM

I'm an overweight, middle-aged, bald, white guy with a goatee who isn't any good at shooting and I hate running around. I'm sure I'm the only one who fits that description. 

Originally from Etters, PA, now living in Kershaw County, SC. 

I shoot an FNS-9L. 

 

I gained in interest USPSA a few weeks ago when I saw some information online about youth shooters in different sports and I thought this is something my 12 year old son and I could enjoy together that doesn't involve his two younger brothers. We went to watch our first match and it snowed the whole time, which is very rare for this part of the country in March. They ended up only having classifiers set up and no stages. I've been listening to BS podcasts over the last two weeks that were recorded from around 3 years ago to 2 years ago and the two things I picked up on are that most shooters have different things that make them hard (complex stages, self-improvement, gear queers, hosing) and that if you don't practice but you piss and moan because your game isn't improving, you suck. 

 

My day job is that I am a computer guy at a manufacturing plant in Columbia, SC. I'm the outgoing Commander at a VFW Post and the upcoming Quartermaster.

 

Go ahead, take a shit on my intro. 


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#2 SlivGod

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:03 AM

I shoot an FNS-9L. 

 

I picked up most shooters have different things that make them hard 

 

Well there's your two problems.

Welcome. Go dry fire and suck less. 


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#3 Sweet T

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:53 AM

 

I shoot an FNS-9L. 

 

 

 

Sevigny nut hugger?



#4 Alfred Salveti

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 10:08 AM

Sevigny nut hugger?


"computer guy at a manufacturing plant in Columbia, SC."

so makes sense...
I like to rewatch election night 2016 coverage and I want to marry a conservative black girl who likes to shoot.

#5 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 10:09 AM

Sevigny nut hugger?

 

Works in manufacturing plant + Columbia SC = FNH USA

 

We have a ge-nu-ine factory sponsored shooter in our midst!


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#6 chewgotit

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 10:14 AM

Works in manufacturing plant + Columbia SC = FNH USA

 

We have a ge-nu-ine factory sponsored shooter in our midst!

In no way am I factory sponsored anything. I get an great discount, the same as my co-workers. I am in IT. Not sales/marketing/engineering/manufacturing. Just a computer guy.  


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#7 Harry Palmer

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 10:19 AM

I shoot an FNS-9L. 
 
I'm the outgoing Commander at a VFW Post and the upcoming Quartermaster


Thank you for your service! Now get rid of the piece of shit FNS, get a real gun and get to work practicing and quit whining about how bad you suck.

Oh, and pick up your bag of dicks on the way!

#8 Peally

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 11:07 AM

Considering some of the tards we've had sign up lately he might be a god with the FNS in comparison.

 

You seem a-typically sane, so welcome to doodie.



#9 Can

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 02:12 PM

About fell asleep reading this

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#10 IceHole

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:38 PM

Only thing more retarded than shooting an FNS 9L is shooting the 40 in L-10, oh wait.



#11 Fishyjoe

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:42 PM

In no way am I factory sponsored anything. I get an great discount, the same as my co-workers. I am in IT. Not sales/marketing/engineering/manufacturing. Just a computer guy.


Yea but you got the factory blouse. It's ok to admit it, it's not gay if you get a pay check from the company on the blouse. Kinda baller actually.

#12 GuanoLoco

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 08:26 PM

Informative - Check.

Entertaining - You are seriously boring and need to work on that. Try to pick up some personality and style types frm Ben, they are the ticket for success in a corporate IT environment.
Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Doodie Project?

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#13 Roons

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:15 PM

Your first sentence is the passkey to Doodie. We have your membership card right here:

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#14 Sad Sack

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Posted 25 March 2017 - 06:40 AM

I've been listening to BS podcasts over the last two weeks that were recorded from around 3 years ago...

 

In your intro post you have already determined that the podcasts are BS.  You may be too bright for this forum.


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