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#1 GuanoLoco

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Posted 30 March 2017 - 10:34 AM

  http://abc3340.com/n...-in-body-cavity

 

Sheriff's Office: Suspect hid stolen pistol in body cavity

by ABC 33/40

Tuesday, March 28th 2017

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LIMESTONE COUNTY, AL — A Limestone County man is facing additional charges after a corrections officer found a stolen pistol he had hid in his body cavity.

Deputies responded to a call on Esten Lane early Tuesday morning. The caller had found Jesse Roberts, 23, near his garage and held him at gunpoint until law enforcement arrived.

Deputies reported Roberts appeared to be walking strangely arrested him for public intoxication and took him to jail.

At one point while being searched, Roberts stumbled and a pistol fell from his body cavity.

"I immediately considered that he defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxers," reported the corrections officer.

The pistol, a Jimenez .380, was reported stolen from Florence, Alabama. The weapon was not loaded.

"It happens," said Sheriff Mike Blakely.

Roberts faces charges of public intoxication, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit, promoting prison contraband and receiving stolen property. Roberts is being held on $7,250 bond.

 


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Posted 30 March 2017 - 11:08 AM

Notes to take away:

 

- His butthole was so loose he could not only fit a handgun in it, but stumbling while he walked also let it easily fall out

- He used the absolute top tier baller brand of pistol on planet Earth, the Jimenez. He is the real champ

- "It happens"; IE this is not an uncommon situation



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Posted 30 March 2017 - 11:52 AM

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Posted 30 March 2017 - 12:29 PM

I hope he stippled the grips, or it will be slippery with all that lube.

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Posted 30 March 2017 - 12:45 PM

Safety first. Was the trigger covered?


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Posted 30 March 2017 - 01:22 PM


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#7 ralloway

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Posted 31 March 2017 - 06:17 AM

Report reads like a Feed Ramp post.

I'm gonna call "Fake News"... :P

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#8 beerbaron

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Posted 31 March 2017 - 08:02 PM

I certainly hope it's fake news...

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Posted 31 March 2017 - 08:49 PM

Might be, but no reason it couldn't be real. Not the first person to smuggle large objects around in their ass.



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Posted 02 April 2017 - 07:44 PM

Yeah but that last guy was Canadian.

#11 Roland THG

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Posted 02 April 2017 - 08:29 PM

It is real news: http://www.al.com/ne...es_body_ca.html


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Posted 03 April 2017 - 05:07 AM

What's the big deal here?  I got my FAST coin and aced the Rogers test from "dark concealment" while using my EDC gun.  It's a completely stock G17L with a Trijicon RMR.  I also shoot Open minor with it using the same "holster" placement because I love the challenge.  I will admit that it takes me a couple of extra seconds to make ready, but it's worth it, right? 

 

I did drop my gun at a match once, but it was after the "range is clear" command - thank goodness.  However, the squad was a little upset with me because they had to wait while the RO had some rubber gloves delivered by golf cart.  Good news?  It all worked out in the end.              

 

I know what you're thinking - unsafe gun handling, right?  Well, all I can say is, thank goodness for 10.5.5.1!  Rule 5.2.7.2 is also challenging but doable, even with 170mm magazines; I do notice that full compliance here has significantly increased my draw times.  Lastly, if you decide to take up this kind of challenge, I recommend that you get it cleared with the MD before the shooting starts.  Apparently, some ROs interpret 10.5.4 quite literally.      


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#13 Trigger Warning

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 05:59 PM

I dare say I've dropped a load or two in my time bigger than a Jimenez 380 and likely more dangerous. Fucking sub minor; when he starts shitting major then put his face on the news.

Finally a story about a cracked slide that doesn't involve STI.

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 11:37 AM

What's the big deal here?  I got my FAST coin and aced the Rogers test from "dark concealment" while using my EDC gun.  It's a completely stock G17L with a Trijicon RMR.  I also shoot Open minor with it using the same "holster" placement because I love the challenge.  I will admit that it takes me a couple of extra seconds to make ready, but it's worth it, right? 

 

I did drop my gun at a match once, but it was after the "range is clear" command - thank goodness.  However, the squad was a little upset with me because they had to wait while the RO had some rubber gloves delivered by golf cart.  Good news?  It all worked out in the end.              

 

I know what you're thinking - unsafe gun handling, right?  Well, all I can say is, thank goodness for 10.5.5.1!  Rule 5.2.7.2 is also challenging but doable, even with 170mm magazines; I do notice that full compliance here has significantly increased my draw times.  Lastly, if you decide to take up this kind of challenge, I recommend that you get it cleared with the MD before the shooting starts.  Apparently, some ROs interpret 10.5.4 quite literally.      

 

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 09:47 PM

Ass carry will leave you sore and in prison.




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