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#21 Doc

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 05:55 AM

All that CCW goodness could cause people on your squad to develop deep man-crushes on you with the resulting woodies and in-pants premature delivery....
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Posted 10 April 2017 - 07:14 AM

+2 if you get the badge and wear it on your belt like a detective. I double dog dare you.


A single dog dare will suffice. Link?

All that CCW goodness could cause people on your squad to develop deep man-crushes on you with the resulting woodies and in-pants premature delivery....


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 07:25 AM

ewwwwww


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 11:02 AM

A single dog dare will suffice. Link?
 

https://www.nles.com...d-Carry-Badges/

 

or with a chain...

 

http://www.ebay.com/...738.m2548.l4275


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Posted 11 April 2017 - 12:24 AM

So......
Do they offer merit badges for the sash ?
Like a pin or patch for just being there in the food court and stopping any potential ninjas
Or patch for..had to pull my gun but didn't use it .
Or how about that doodie pile emoji patch for pull my gun but had negligent discharge.

 

You put your concealed carry badge on the front of the sash over your heart. The sash is mainly to keep you from getting shot in the back by other first responders who may not know that you are a good guy. I'm having my sash modified with tritium vials outlining CCW because statistics show that most dynamic critical incidents occur during hours of darkness.


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Posted 11 April 2017 - 06:25 AM

Tritium is good idea but why stop there ?
With technology these days , that thing could have lights and maybe a blinking SOS option once activated with some where in the 600 -1000 lumen range, your surefire tactikool flashlight battery could power it .
Oh and Maybe 1st alert company could jump on this ...activate your sash during a dynamic critical incident and the sash could notify the authorities , like that commercial " help I've fallen and can't get up "
Oh oh and GoPro of course, maybe a camera front and back just in case there are 2 ninjas in the food court.
Hummm thinking Kevlar but weight might be problem with sales...

Damn , I just typed this out loud ,, you guys better not rip off my idea now.
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Posted 11 April 2017 - 08:20 AM

Needs to auto-deploy when you sweep back your cover garment or pull the ripcord on your fannygo-pack.



We also need these for the Open Carry dudes so they can get the attention they crave while simultaneously letting the rest of us maintain a large safe distance. They can just put 'DOUCHE' on them to save time.
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Posted 11 April 2017 - 07:27 PM

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Posted 14 April 2017 - 02:24 PM

This thing is tactical as fuck:

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Posted 14 April 2017 - 03:44 PM

How quickly can you deploy that? Should it make the rounds with a timer and a camera?

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Posted 14 April 2017 - 03:58 PM

It's actually pretty quick, and can be done WHO without sweeping yourself.

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Posted 14 April 2017 - 04:46 PM

youtube video of IDPA match wearing the sash, coming up next


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Posted 14 April 2017 - 06:18 PM

youtube video of IDPA match wearing the sash, coming up next


I think wearing the sash during the stage defeats the purpose. I think the stage needs to begin with:

*beep*
"CONTACT"
Pew pew pew pew pew pew, slicing some pie.
Scan and assess.
Deploy sash.
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May have the scan and assess and sash deployment reversed - any sheepdogs care to school me?

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Posted 14 April 2017 - 11:36 PM

I think the sash needs to be deployed after "Contact" and the beep.
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Posted 15 April 2017 - 02:01 AM

I want to see the pic that's under the brownells sku sticker.

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Posted 15 April 2017 - 04:26 AM

Shouldn't deployment coincide with the draw so the other sheepdogs know you're on their side?

How long before idiots in state legislations start writing laws requiring this?
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Posted 15 April 2017 - 06:02 AM

I think the sash needs to be deployed after "Contact" and the beep.


Shouldn't deployment coincide with the draw so the other sheepdogs know you're on their side?
Deploying the sash requires fine motor skills. Unless one trained extensively for a simul draw / sash deployment, I think this is asking for trouble. As usual perhaps more training is the answer. I was hoping the product guide might provide some help here, but no dice.


I want to see the pic that's under the brownells sku sticker.

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Posted 15 April 2017 - 07:54 AM

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Posted 15 April 2017 - 11:57 AM

Deploying the sash requires fine motor skills. Unless one trained extensively for a simul draw / sash deployment, I think this is asking for trouble. As usual perhaps more training is the answer. I was hoping the product guide might provide some help here, but no dice.


This actually sounds like it is right fucking up IDPA's alley.

Instead of training to shoot better, train to deploy your gay flag sash during your draw, thereby adding another useless thing to think about instead of accurate, fast shooting.

IDPA WIN!!
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Posted 15 April 2017 - 05:22 PM

How long before idiots in state legislations start writing laws requiring this?

 

A really long while

 

Like never


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