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#41 Mistadobalina

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Posted 02 June 2017 - 10:19 AM

I do like that they went with normal T-Shirts and not those gotdamn blouses you see at all the USPSA matches.

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#42 Fishyjoe

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Posted 02 June 2017 - 11:31 AM

Paid in full, awaiting delivery. Website looked legit.


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Posted 02 June 2017 - 03:27 PM

Yeah right, like some random company would pay someone to wear their jerseys.

 

Duh! 


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#44 Fishyjoe

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Posted 02 June 2017 - 03:43 PM

It's not your jersey they want. Theyre just looking for a reason to not go back to whichever random shithole they came from. Mercia.

#45 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 05 June 2017 - 06:43 AM

http://asi.boards.net

 

Troll factor 100.  I say we organize and swamp this bitch. 

 

Good God I can only spend 10 min on that place before I feel my IQ start to go down.


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#46 Doc

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Posted 05 June 2017 - 07:59 AM

...waiting 'approval'


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#47 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 06 June 2017 - 05:38 AM

I just had a look through some of their stage descriptions and all I can say is..............very high drag, low speed.


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Posted 06 June 2017 - 06:18 AM

I just had a look through some of their stage descriptions and all I can say is..............very high drag, low speed.


Describes the approval process too. Still waiting.
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#49 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 06 June 2017 - 09:26 AM

How about some stage descriptions.......

 

Attached File  Welcome Home.pdf   90.79KB   47 downloads

 

Attached File  Knock On The Door.pdf   51.36KB   27 downloads

 

I think C class shooters can slay balls here


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Posted 06 June 2017 - 09:48 AM

Finally, all the fun of scenario descriptions in IDPA, with even less targets and positions.



#51 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 06 June 2017 - 10:21 AM

Finally, all the fun of scenario descriptions in IDPA, with even less targets and positions.

 

And no running


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Posted 06 June 2017 - 11:40 AM

How about some stage descriptions.......

 

attachicon.gifWelcome Home.pdf

 

attachicon.gifKnock On The Door.pdf

 

I think C class shooters can slay balls here

 

The people who will enjoy this crap will be those who drive 5 mph under the limit, skip through the naughty parts in movies and tend to wear sweater vests.

 

I'm pretty sure I was being more of a bad ass when I snuck a cigarette in 7th grade. (hated it, but ooooo, I was bad!)


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#53 Doc

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Posted 06 June 2017 - 11:50 AM

http://asi.boards.net

 

Troll factor 100.  I say we organize and swamp this bitch. 

 

...in

 

no words.

 

jaw open...

 

I had to leave. My brain started turning to Jello.


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#54 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 06 June 2017 - 03:51 PM

...in

 

no words.

 

jaw open...

 

I had to leave. My brain started turning to Jello.

 

GIF--laughing-funny-LOL-haha-hehe-hilari


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#55 beerbaron

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Posted 07 June 2017 - 08:41 PM

When I read the first stage:

'You come home with groceries, your significant other is watching tv and offers no help.....'

I thought 2 things: of fuck they finally have the 'oscar Pistorius' stage where you shoot your gf then either suicude or battle the Leo's when they arrive.

Second thought: how nice, by using 'significant other' they made it homo friendly. Good for them.
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Posted 08 June 2017 - 03:28 AM

 how nice, by using 'significant other' they made it homo friendly. Good for them.

 

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Posted 08 June 2017 - 10:35 AM

Second thought: how nice, by using 'significant other' they made it homo friendly. Good for them.


Or gender friendly, you fucking shitlord!

/virtue signaling

#58 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 09 June 2017 - 04:30 AM

Or gender friendly, you fucking shitlord!

/virtue signaling

 

What is the meaning of this faggotry?


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#59 Nimrod

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Posted 09 June 2017 - 05:23 AM

It is the land where snowflakes were developed into role models. What the fuck does anyone expect?

 

Up next: Verbal Judo championships. 


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Posted 09 June 2017 - 07:01 AM

The Libs are turning our children into pansies. It's way past time to take a stand. I'm calling for all school competitions to immediately be sanctioned as MMA Full Contact endeavors.

 

First up:  Full Contact Spelling Bee. The consequences for misspelling just got raised to the next level...


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