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#61 cousin eddie

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Posted 09 June 2017 - 07:39 PM

The Libs are turning our children into pansies. It's way past time to take a stand. I'm calling for all school competitions to immediately be sanctioned as MMA Full Contact endeavors.

 

First up:  Full Contact Spelling Bee. The consequences for misspelling just got raised to the next level...

Or even just bring back dodgeball for a start.  I'll bet kids don't even play smear the queer anymore either.



#62 Peally

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Posted 09 June 2017 - 08:20 PM

Dodgeball isn't used anymore. Damn shame, as a kid not interested in sports it was one of my favorites.
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#63 MemphisMechanic

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Posted 12 June 2017 - 02:38 AM

Or even just bring back dodgeball for a start. I'll bet kids don't even play smear the queer anymore either.


They do. But it's "impart one touch gently upon the shoulder of the person who takes the utmost pride in whichever gender they gloriously represent."

IOTGUTSOTPWTTUPIWGTGR is a fun game. Snappy acronym, too.
I won an IDPA match once. It was neat.

#64 snark

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Posted 12 June 2017 - 07:06 AM

I like how the Significant Other is too damn lazy to get off the couch but is happy to make a cameo as a no-shoot mid-stage.

Use the rules. Don't DQ someone who doesn't do anything DQable. -- Da Beard.

 


#65 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 12 June 2017 - 07:46 AM

I like how the Significant Other is too damn lazy to get off the couch but is happy to make a cameo as a no-shoot mid-stage.

 

Shoot her anyway for being a lazy bitch


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