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#1 ngodwetrust21

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 09:01 PM

Hello Internet.

 

I have noticed it is customary to provide an intro post before commenting on anything on this forum. I am not looking to get a bag of dicks because that is homo, so I will keep this intro as boring as possible.

 

I am 31, married, 2 kids, gainfully employed, live in the Chattanooga, TN area, and have been competing in competitive shooting for 4 years. I started off shooting IDPA with a Glock 34 for the first 2 years. I thought I was good because I started winning the local competition most months after the first year or so. I then went and shot USPSA for the first time. Two things happened after that first USPSA match, I realized I sucked and that IDPA sucked even worse. I then started trying to figure out how to get better and came across the Ben Stoeger podcast. I got some books and a timer and started actually working to get better. I started off in C class and am now in A class. I don't get to shoot many matches, so I dry fire and go to the range once every couple weeks.

 

I do not however attribute any of this success to my practice, books, or podcast. The reason I am an A class baller now is because shoot a Stock 2, use blue bullets, mag pouches with bullets facing out, and a boss holster. Everybody knows this is a gear game........

 

Thank you to everyone on this forum for continuing to provide juicy shooting content. Doodie Project is like the OK! magazine of the shooting world and I love it.

 

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 09:05 PM

Enjoying throbbing latin american dicks is homo? Whatever bro.

 

You're not C class so that's a bonus.



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Posted 20 October 2017 - 09:34 PM

First post is an intro, that's nice.

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 10:21 PM

Welcome Andy - a couple of things.

 

your Bag of Dicks will be awarded if and when you earn it regardless of your desire for it. Sorry. Thems the rules.

 

+1 for being married with kids and shooting. How does the family like eating ramen twice a week so you can shoot ? 

 

+1 for realizing IDPA is entry level and moving on once mastered. Good job!

 

+1 for buying pimped gear. We need more consumers shooters like you.

 

Now post some pics in the Tits thread, talk shit about McMeanus  and tell us when you get popperfucked.


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Posted 21 October 2017 - 09:38 PM

Well played. You mnaged to accomplish my least favorite of the 2 goals of an intro post.

(1) Inform. Well, yes that was informative, in the way that reading a dictionary can be informative. And you posted your name/#. Euuww.

(2) Entertain. Damn you suck at this. No cuting humor, no sarcasm, no sense of irony. This is DOODIE damnit. Step up.

I award a bag of extra-small, extra-soft dicks that hopefully won’t make you feel less adequate or less secure as a hetero male. Don’t play with them, don’t give them out as party favors, just eat them and keep your pie hole shut while you are chewing. That is all.


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 06:22 PM

I am not looking to get a bag of dicks because that is homo

 

Off to the re-education camps for you, homophobe! You will learn to respect alternative lifestyles including Open and PCC.

 

I will keep this intro as boring as possible.

Well, at least you succeeded at that.


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 06:53 PM

yawn

His wife has popped out two rug rats. I'm not sure if we want the see her tits...

OP, post a pic of your wife's rack from the honeymoon video in the sacred tits thread.
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It pins my irony meter when people post things like "your to stupid..."

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#8 ngodwetrust21

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Posted 24 October 2017 - 07:14 PM

There we go! That is more like it. Asking me for a pic of my wife's tits. Telling me my post was boring. I was losing faith in doodie before all that. Keep it up gentleman!
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Posted 25 October 2017 - 06:27 AM

I'm not "asking."


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It pins my irony meter when people post things like "your to stupid..."

You brought a rifle to a handgun competition?

#10 shmella

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Posted 25 October 2017 - 07:04 AM

Seriously, if you don’t post a picture of your wife’s tits I’m going to start a petition to get you kicked out.
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Posted 25 October 2017 - 01:48 PM

Outing yourself is a great way to get started on Doodie.  Makes NROI's "not suitable for RM" list much easier.


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Posted 25 October 2017 - 03:22 PM

 Keep it up gentleman!

 

 

Well, Hello there Sailor!


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(Thanks for Asking!)


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Posted 26 October 2017 - 03:51 AM

Need pics of wife's buttocks for the other sacred thread


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#14 ngodwetrust21

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Posted 30 October 2017 - 05:33 PM

Sorry folks. No pictures of the wife’s tits or butt from me. Seems like y’all have enough of those already.
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Posted 30 October 2017 - 05:35 PM

Sorry folks. No pictures of the wife’s tits or butt from me. Seems like y’all have enough of those already.

 

Your wife is a dude, got it.  We don't judge here, no worries.


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Posted 30 October 2017 - 05:35 PM

Sorry folks. No pictures of the wife’s tits or butt from me. Seems like y’all have enough of those already.


No such things as enough pics of your wife’s tits.
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Posted 30 October 2017 - 07:30 PM

No such things as enough pics of your wife’s tits.

 

Or ass


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Posted 25 April 2018 - 10:58 AM

I'm going through and re-reading some other Intro posts to determine exactly how badly I failed with mine...

 

Some of these are great, but I am thinking that the most important items in the Intro are the first few people to read it and comment.

 

Does anyone ever try to redo their Intro to make it more "impressive"?


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#19 Yard Sale

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Posted 25 April 2018 - 12:11 PM

Guess what?

 

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Posted 25 April 2018 - 02:17 PM

I'm going through and re-reading some other Intro posts to determine exactly how badly I failed with mine...
 
Some of these are great, but I am thinking that the most important items in the Intro are the first few people to read it and comment.
 
Does anyone ever try to redo their Intro to make it more "impressive"?


It was cold out when you wrote yours. We understand and try not to judge.
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