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#1 Ben

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Posted 12 November 2017 - 07:25 AM

This is important information for you timmies 

http://www.guns.com/...-combat-battle/


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#2 BenB

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Posted 12 November 2017 - 09:56 AM

 

Here’s an old tactical saying to put in your toolbox: “Smooth is fast and fast is smooth.

 

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Posted 12 November 2017 - 11:01 AM

Thanks Ben
I learned it takes a minimum of two operators to clear a house. Guess I'm SOL living alone.

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Posted 12 November 2017 - 11:48 AM

I prefer to stay on top of my bed and rely on the monsters under it to keep the bad men away.


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Posted 12 November 2017 - 11:58 AM

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Posted 12 November 2017 - 01:11 PM

It's way too much fun to say "fatal funnel." 


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Posted 12 November 2017 - 02:10 PM

Thanks Ben
I learned it takes a minimum of two operators to clear a house. Guess I'm SOL living alone.

 

You are.  Two shooters at a minimum so the other person can go first.  If you have more than that, even better.  Ideally you have enough for each room that you don't even have to move.  You do not want to taste the fatal funnel cake.


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#8 Woodieproject

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Posted 12 November 2017 - 04:09 PM

And remember team trust is absolute so practice, practice and practice, together.
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It just me and my wife here. She has different ideas when I say let's practice together. 


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Posted 12 November 2017 - 04:31 PM

You are. Two shooters at a minimum so the other person can go first. If you have more than that, even better. Ideally you have enough for each room that you don't even have to move. You do not want to taste the fatal funnel cake.

mmmmmm... funnel cake...

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Posted 12 November 2017 - 05:13 PM

How to clear a room:

 

1.  Place/Throw a large explosive charge (such as a grenade) into the room*

2. Wait for bang.

3.  Yell "CLEAR"

 

*Useful Explosive Charges include Satchel Charges, Tank Rounds (preferably, but not necessarily fire from a tank), Guided/Unguided Munitions from Close Air Support, or W82 Thermonuclear warheads.


It's not about winning, it's about emasculating your friends in front of their loved ones

 

 


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Posted 12 November 2017 - 05:17 PM

And in the spirit of double posting and veterans day--the joke of the day! (On Topic)

 

How do each of the armed services secure a building:

(1) Coast Guard:  Turn off the lights

(2) Air Force:  Turn of the lights and lock the door

(3) Navy: Turn off the lights, Lock the door, post an armed guard

(4) Army: Send in an platoon to storm the building, post guards when clear.

(5) Marines: Call in an airstrike


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Posted 12 November 2017 - 07:18 PM

Room clearing tips (things guaranteed to clear a room):

Garlic
Beans
Explosive diarrhea
Projectile vomiting
Deviant leer
Amway sales pitch
Jehovas witness
Vince Pinto
Social justice warrior
Polka music
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Posted 12 November 2017 - 10:44 PM

How to clear a room solo:

 

"Do you have a few moments to talk about the superiority of  the Glock platform...."


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