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#1 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 06:20 PM

LOLWTF is this really a thing? 

 

 


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#2 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 06:21 PM

 


I need something to do while shooting, and thinking about titties is too distracting  - Stubb


#3 Trigger Warning

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 06:24 PM

When it comes to dumb ways to shoot a gun, everything is a thing.


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#4 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 06:32 PM

When it comes to dumb ways to shoot a gun, everything is a thing.

 

But John Wick did it........LOL


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#5 racetaco

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 06:37 PM

I get all my high level firearms training from action movies, and YouTube lots and lots of YouTube.

#6 toothandnail

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 06:46 PM

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#7 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 06:58 PM

I get all my high level firearms training from action movies

 

Well, it's been cold as fuck here lately.  We haven't seen the north side of 15 F since last week.  So Friday I went to a local indoor pistol range with a buddy. 

 

Let's just say you're not the only one who gets his handgun training from the movies.  LOL

 

This grip.  I saw it.

 

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 07:16 PM

Well waddya know. If you are close enough you don’t need sights, and sights still work even from dumb stances and grips.

Go figure.
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Posted 31 December 2017 - 08:10 PM

I kept hoping one of those idiots would get the gun close enough to their face to get whacked in the face by the slide.  Would that be called "slide eyebrow" like when you get too close to the scope on a hunting rifle?


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Posted 31 December 2017 - 09:55 PM

There is serious business in being a braindead instructor if you don't mind pushing aside your safety and shame.


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 11:46 AM

Center Axis Relock people are fun to troll. 


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 01:02 PM

There is serious business in being a braindead instructor if you don't mind pushing aside your safety and shame.

 

 

No shit!  I kept waiting for Beetle Bailey to either blow off one of the fingers he kept waving in front of the muzzle or to drill a hole through his left elbow that he "couldn't miss at this distance."



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Posted 02 January 2018 - 08:31 AM

“I’ve not taken any courses on this, but...” I’m going to make a video about it anyway...

“Hold like this, use this eye, keeping both eyes open...” = use what is probably your non-dominate eye while completely blocking vision in the other with the meat of your hand.

...and I’m only less than a minute into the first video.

The derp factor is high with this one.

Edit. TRIED watching the rest and the others. I had to stop and only skim. I can only take just so much foolishness and disinformation.

How long until one of these idiots powder burns or actually shots themselves in the arm or torso with that low, across the body hold? How many Oaklies have to get slide slammed before the “experts” realize that recoil management gets worse as you tire? Why can’t I use my GOOD EYE to line up my sights on the fucker I HAVE to shoot NOW and use the peripheral vision of BOTH eyes to watch for other targets?

Why?

I predict that center axis retard will make it into a required shooting stance for an IDPA classifier.
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It pins my irony meter when people post things like "your to stupid..."

You brought a rifle to a handgun competition?

#14 Harry Palmer

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 11:01 PM

On second thought it looks like with would work better with a PCC rather than a handgun.  Just cradle the handguard in the crook of the left elbow and blaze away safely.  That way you could keep your cup of coffee/snickers bar/donut in your left hand while you held your hostage,  perp at gun point.



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Posted 03 January 2018 - 12:44 PM

 and sights still work even from dumb stances and grips.

Go figure.

 

I allways thought the third eye was blind.


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Posted 05 January 2018 - 10:20 AM

Asymmetrical axis unlock beats the hell out of center axis relock any day. Less danger of slide-brow. 

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