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#1 mx5

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 09:33 AM

Back with hat in hand. I rage quit over a year ago because you negative pricks were just to critical of human kind. Now that I have been total screwed over by the cops you bash, I walk with a limp from the stick the local politicians that you warned me about broke off in my ass, and I am on the path of breaking a stick off in the local town council's ass, I have realized you guys are not simply pricks. You are prick revolutionaries. Hell, this country was founded by prick revolutionaries. How many bowls of dicks and plates of crow do I need to eat to get back in the fold?


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"...wheeling out to my vehicle (in a wheel chair) with a walker across my lap."


#2 Trigger Warning

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 09:38 AM

It's awesome you're still this lit on New Years morn.  As to the content of your post:  Wut?


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On injured reserve.


#3 Peally

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 09:59 AM

Someone has been drinking heavily for New Year's.



#4 mx5

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 10:04 AM

So when I rage quit long ago, and called you guys a bunch of names, no one gave a shit? If that's the case, I ain't eatin' no mo' dicks to start posting again.


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#5 CH3NO2

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 10:05 AM

don't kick the sleeping prick revolutionaries..

we are still hung over and need our bag of dicks 


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#6 Sweet T

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 10:26 AM

Who are you?

#7 mx5

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 11:00 AM

 Who am I? Look at the username. That would be me. Thank goodness most of you guys have killed most of your memory brain cells in the last 18 months. I hope your livers are hanging in there.


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#8 shreek

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 11:37 AM

The average term of a Doodie member is shorter than most DNROI rulings. 


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 02:00 PM

It's cute you thought Doodies care.


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 02:40 PM

For the record I won't have you, being heterosexual and all. Unless you're wildly rich and 110 years old and in a state where I can easily get your fortune after an "accident".



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Posted 01 January 2018 - 03:44 PM

Last I heard you were wheelchair bound and stuck at the end of your driveway yelling at kids driving by with their stereos too loud. 


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#12 GuanoLoco

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 03:59 PM

I need to see some evidence of this epic rage quit with name calling, a simple thread or post link will do. Hopefully is is noticeably different than any other post on Doodie.

We also need more information on your ongoing conflict with the local town council and it’s constabulary.

Also, welcome back. It’s a new year and you should post a few more times before you die alone as a broken, bitter old man.
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#13 Perfecto

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 04:07 PM

Like waking up with a bad hangover in the ex-wifes bed... What could possibly go wrong?


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Posted 02 January 2018 - 10:56 PM

Back with hat in hand. I rage quit over a year ago because you negative pricks were just to critical of human kind. Now that I have been total screwed over by the cops you bash, I walk with a limp from the stick the local politicians that you warned me about broke off in my ass, and I am on the path of breaking a stick off in the local town council's ass, I have realized you guys are not simply pricks. You are prick revolutionaries. Hell, this country was founded by prick revolutionaries. How many bowls of dicks and plates of crow do I need to eat to get back in the fold?

 

You were gone?  Hmmm, hadn't noticed.



#15 u sofa king we todd ed

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 07:25 AM

Back with hat in hand. I rage quit over a year ago because you negative pricks were just to critical of human kind. Now that I have been total screwed over by the cops you bash, I walk with a limp from the stick the local politicians that you warned me about broke off in my ass, and I am on the path of breaking a stick off in the local town council's ass, I have realized you guys are not simply pricks. You are prick revolutionaries. Hell, this country was founded by prick revolutionaries. How many bowls of dicks and plates of crow do I need to eat to get back in the fold?


Rage quit again...we'll try to notice this time.
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#16 peterthefish

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 10:26 AM

I looked for evidence of said rage quit and could not find it. Are you sure it really happened?

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 11:20 AM

I think it's confusion over what a rage quit is. Hint,, it's not just stopping because someone made you cry.
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Posted 03 January 2018 - 12:41 PM

I bet there is a lot of princesses that beg to differ.


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#19 Can

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 01:29 PM

So does he need to eat another bag of dicks, or do we find something more unique for him to consume / be subjected to?

I mean assuming he steps his game up enough to be accepted back.

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#20 Peally

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 01:55 PM

How about a sack of ass






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