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#1 Yard Sale

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 03:26 PM

I didn't rage quit but my pancreas did. Five days in the hospital in November. Thanksgiving dinner was an IV bag. Surgery in December. Felt like I had been prison shanked then kicked in the ribs. Lost almost 10% of my body weight.

 

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But now my wounds are mostly healed and I can do physical activity like running around with a gun. I'm lighter and leaner so maybe I can keep on the heals of those young whippersnappers like Gooldmember.

 


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Posted 10 January 2018 - 04:08 PM

What did you do to your pancreas?
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Posted 10 January 2018 - 05:26 PM

What did you do to your pancreas?

He sold it at a yard sale.


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Posted 10 January 2018 - 06:15 PM

My dad wrecked his pancreas after retirement at a RV park down in FLA. Too much booze with the other retirees all winter long. 30 days in the hospital, IV feedings until it settled down and was able to process solid food, and my brother and I had to drive down there to bring him back. Now he has to give himself 4 insulin shots a day. Pancreatitis is a nasty for real bitch. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Glad you are feeling better Yardsale.

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 06:22 PM

Hey at least you're 10% faster now.



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Posted 10 January 2018 - 07:59 PM

How do you know what prison shanked feels like? Asking for a friend

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 08:00 PM

shit, eric!  you A/D again?



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Posted 10 January 2018 - 08:47 PM

Pancreases are shit. Get the C in the P and you're gone in 3. Then again my appendix almost killed me so there's that little bugger.

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 09:07 PM

Shit, sorry to hear that. Glad to hear you are doing better though! I would feel bad beating you at matches this year if you were all hobbled up like a cripple, now it will be a fair fight. 


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:25 AM

How do you know what prison shanked feels like? Asking for a friend


Yea my friend wants to know also ..
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#11 Motosapiens

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 10:54 AM

Welcome back. Sorry to hear about your scary bout with the pancreas, but glad you are ok-ish. Do you still have a pancreas?


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#12 Yard Sale

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 12:09 PM

How do you know what prison shanked feels like? Asking for a friend

 

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That was post-surgery in December. The pancreas pain in November felt like one big knife.

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 01:04 PM

Did You get any touchy feely action with the nurses? Or maybe from the nurses?


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 05:24 PM

Like Stan Lee is accused of??? 😀

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 05:26 PM

I didn't even try to cop a feel when they leaned over me. No sponge baths, either, WTF? The hottest one was a twenty-something named Jasmine. (My mother liked her the least.) Couldn't even sneak a downblouse because of the "isolation" protocols (because of my earlier finger-eating MRSA) everybody had to wear smocks. And the truth is, I was curled up in a fetal position in pain for days and not thinking about how they looked. I just wanted to get the hell out of there.

 

Notice on the white board, no food or drink. I literally had nothing to eat or drink, not even water, from Nov. 21-24. On Nov. 25 I started on applesauce, broth, and Jello.

Also notice a nurse got the date wrong. A nurse who is pushing potentially fatal doses of Dilaudid into my IV every few hours. It wasn't the hot nurse.


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 06:59 PM

I didn't even try to cop a feel when they leaned over me. No sponge baths, either, WTF? The hottest one was a twenty-something named Jasmine. (My mother liked her the least.) Couldn't even sneak a downblouse because of the "isolation" protocols (because of my earlier finger-eating MRSA) everybody had to wear smocks. And the truth is, I was curled up in a fetal position in pain for days and not thinking about how they looked. I just wanted to get the hell out of there.

 

Notice on the white board, no food or drink. I literally had nothing to eat or drink, not even water, from Nov. 21-24. On Nov. 25 I started on applesauce, broth, and Jello.

Also notice a nurse got the date wrong. A nurse who is pushing potentially fatal doses of Dilaudid into my IV every few hours. It wasn't the hot nurse.

 

You're like a fucking cat.  How many lives do you have left?


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:00 PM

The fun part about hospitals is your life is easily in their hands, and they regularly fuck up just like anyone else at any other job.



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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:57 PM

I think the BSPS sells an IV splitter guaranteed to make GM a short putt. Hook a brother up!
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Posted 12 January 2018 - 12:09 PM

I didn't rage quit but my pancreas did.

 

 

Ouch, get better soon brother. 



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Posted 12 January 2018 - 01:28 PM

You're like a fucking cat.  How many lives do you have left?

Just used another one this weekend with the motorcycle in a mountain ravine.

 

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