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#1 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 06:11 AM

Hey I know, let's make a list of stupid gun forum phrases and buzzwords

 

I'll start/updated with good contributions

  1. Tracking
  2. Running 
  3. Weapon system
  4. Platform
  5. Ergos
  6. Kit
  7. Stay in your lane
  8. Dedicated
  9. EDC
  10. Two is one, one is none
  11. Kilt on the Streez
  12. Food Court
  13. Go to Training.  
  14. Quality Ammunition.
  15. Never had a malfunction that wasn't magazine related 
  16. Shoots more accurate than me.
  17. Smooth is fast.
  18. Downrange
  19. Squarerange
  20. Two-way-range
  21. Sandbox
  22. Gunfighter
  23. Warbelt
  24. Warfighter
  25. Meateater
  26. Sheepdog
  27. Operator
  28. Tactician
  29. Real world
  30. Sheeple
  31. Agency
  32. VOK
  33. IFAK
  34. blowout kit
  35. #blamblam life
  36. knockdown power
  37. happy switch
  38. MINDSET
  39. pipehitter
  40. door kicker
  41. Summer carry
  42. Winter carry
  43. Pocket Rocket
  44. BUG
  45. Pocket Dump
  46. Nightstand gun
  47. House Broom
  48. Deep conceal
  49. Caliber war
  50. Hard Use
  51. Real World Applications
  52. Key Board Commando
  53. dynamic
  54. work space
  55. Bore axis
  56. Tactile reset
  57. IANAL
  58. YMM
  59. Non Permissive Environment
  60. Awareness condtion black/red/orange/purple/whatever
  61. Emergency reload
  62. Neutralize
  63. Engage (fuck PRS for using that word to start a stage)
  64. Address the threat
  65. Violent Criminal Actor
  66. Utilize (see "run")
  67. Critical incident
  68. Force Multiplier
  69. Application (2X retard points if used in your business' name)
  70. Ballistic
  71. violence of action
  72. officer safety
  73. linear environment
  74. assets
  75. can
  76. serious social encounter
  77. Training scars
  78. Tango
  79. Situational Awareness
  80. Oh Dark Thirty
  81. Hundo
  82. IDPA
  83. Load-out
  84. Bust a cap
  85. head on a swivel
  86. tack driver
  87. SOF
  88. mil spec
  89. SHTF
  90. TEOTWAWKI
  91. Scenario
  92. Head on a swivel
  93. Scanning
  94. assessing
  95. Carry condition
  96. consulting

 

 

P-F should be a great source of material


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#2 Peally

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 09:52 AM

You know like half of us are also on PF right...

 

Stay in your lane.


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#3 Vagetarian

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 10:22 AM

"Keep your booger hook off the bang stick" is one of my favorites.


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#4 Fishyjoe

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 10:22 AM

Who makes an appendix holster for a ________ with a streamlight 1million candelabra lumen with an automatic turn on duhicky thing?

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 10:27 AM

"Platform"
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Posted 12 February 2018 - 10:28 AM

Glock?


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Posted 12 February 2018 - 10:28 AM

Best must still be - Production.


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#8 Trigger Warning

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 10:50 AM

In general, articles and posts about guns feature some of the lamest writing involving any interest I follow.

 

Grammar and narrative flow roughly equate that seen in free 4 wheel drive or Hot Rod magazines.  Jokes, when attempted, typically are lame and bereft of wit.  Topics are addressed by incompetents and read by incompetents. 

 

A review of a gun that contains, as many such reviews do, a reference that the author “grinned” as a result of using the firearm is triggering to me.

 

Jargon is poorly implemented and usually is not useful shorthand for industry specific issues but rather a manifestation of operator or self defense fantasy.

 

The insignificantly literate posters wear a veneer of certitude that masks their idiocy only to themselves, as they travel through a typical day, seeking butthurt and dodging, however narrowly, the grasping hand of bankruptcy.

 

A genuine slice of America.

 

When I found this forum I actually found some funny shit to read, and it doesn’t censor pompous assholes either.  Ergo, this post!


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#9 Vagetarian

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 10:54 AM

In general, articles and posts about guns feature some of the lamest writing involving any interest I follow.

 

Grammar and narrative flow roughly equate that seen in free 4 wheel drive or Hot Rod magazines.  Jokes, when attempted, typically are lame and bereft of wit.  Topics are addressed by incompetents and read by incompetents. 

 

A review of a gun that contains, as many such reviews do, a reference that the author “grinned” as a result of using the firearm is triggering to me.

 

Jargon is poorly implemented and usually is not useful shorthand for industry specific issues but rather a manifestation of operator or self defense fantasy.

 

The insignificantly literate posters wear a veneer of certitude that masks their idiocy only to themselves, as they travel through a typical day, seeking butthurt and dodging, however narrowly, the grasping hand of bankruptcy.

 

A genuine slice of America.

 

When I found this forum I actually found some funny shit to read, and it doesn’t censor pompous assholes either.  Ergo, this post!

Using the word ergo makes you sound smarmy.


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#10 Trigger Warning

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 10:55 AM

Using the word ergo makes you sound smarmy.

 

Ipso facto.


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#11 V2plus25

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 10:56 AM

"weapon system"

 

Oh shit and I literally just posted "I'm running a....." 

 

Must edit post


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Posted 12 February 2018 - 11:18 AM

Weapon system is the super cringey one for me , to a lesser extent kit makes me twitch as well.

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#13 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 12:10 PM

You know like half of us are also on PF right...

 

Stay in your lane.

 

So it should be easy to mine......

 

BTW stay in your lane is an oldie but goodie


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Posted 12 February 2018 - 12:44 PM

"Weapons platform"

 

The A-10 or AH-64 are weapons platforms, they're platforms you attach various weapons to. A rifle is not a platform.


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#15 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 12:55 PM

Another one often heard at P-F: two is one, one is none


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#16 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 12:56 PM

What about "clip"?


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#17 Trigger Warning

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 01:11 PM

You’re in the meat of it now!

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#18 Alfred Salveti

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 01:26 PM

Seriously.....17 posts and nobody has said:

 

SHTF  = Shit hits the fan.

 

Other goodies for the gun and fake training community in general.
 

Kilt on the Streez

 

Food Court

 

Go to Training.  (Ie Train with the Lav, or Hackathorn)

 

Quality Ammunition.  Y'know, because like Blazer Brass is not quality.

 

Never had a malfunction that wasn't magazine related (1911 apologist in general).

 

Shoots more accurate than me.

 

Smooth is fast.

 

Downrange

 

Squarerange

 

Two-way-range

 

Sandbox

 

Gunfighter

 

Warbelt


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#19 Alfred Salveti

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 01:37 PM

cont...

 

Warfighter

 

Meateater

 

A couple oldies you really don't hear anymore but might although thoroughly debunked:

 

-Just go to the reset and every shot has two sight pictures.

 

Grip with 70% pressure with this hand and 65% pressure with that hand.

 

Going to dedicate to all one platform.  (Ie, selling all my Sigs and going all HK)

 

May be a bit controversial...  But the "cops don't ever shoot or train."  When stated by the "average" gun owner.

 

Glock says you can't shoot reloads.  (yeah, so does everyone else)

 

Can't shoot lead through a Glock.


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Posted 12 February 2018 - 01:53 PM

Buy once, cry once
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