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#181 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 07 June 2018 - 07:47 AM

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#182 GuruOfGuns

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 12:53 PM

I'm not rereading the whole thread but the one that always gets me is..

 

Slow is Fast.

 

Not you fucking idiots Slow is fucking Slow.  

 

Also not as bad but..

 

Slow down to get your hits.

 

Guess what cupcake if you ain't executing the basics all you will do is miss slower. It's almost never that you're shooting too fast.


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Posted 10 June 2018 - 10:10 PM

I'm not rereading the whole thread but the one that always gets me is..

Slow is Smooth.

Not you fucking idiots Slow is fucking Slow.

Also not as bad but..

Slow down to get your hits.

Guess what cupcake if you ain't executing the basics all you will do is miss slower. It's almost never that you're shooting too fast.


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“Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast” is the dumb saying.

Even the cupcakes aren’t dumb enought to say Slow is Fast.
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Posted 11 June 2018 - 03:49 PM



“Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast” is the dumb saying.


It boggles my mind that so many people miss the point of that saying.
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Posted 11 June 2018 - 05:22 PM

That saying was created to make it easier to identify Timmies on the internet.

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Posted 11 June 2018 - 05:45 PM

It boggles my mind that so many people miss the point of that saying.


It never had a valid point in the first place. Although it’s usually butchered into something even dumber.
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Posted 12 June 2018 - 06:05 AM

I actually had an aggressively onboxious indoor gun range employee (you will register with me!, papers!) say this to me the other day, after a lengthy and painful explanation about how he would ‘someday’ come shoot our weeknight match, but only on his own terms.

Whaddeva. I just walked away.
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Posted 12 June 2018 - 07:27 AM

One more excuse factory, I would hope you guys didn't have to deal with him at a match.



#189 Colonel_klink

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Posted 12 June 2018 - 08:15 AM

It never had a valid point in the first place. Although it’s usually butchered into something even dumber.



Slowly moving fast is smooth.

#190 BettieWhite

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Posted 12 June 2018 - 03:04 PM

Are y'all now making up silly shit just to try to get new phrases on the list?


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Posted 13 June 2018 - 03:15 PM



It boggles my mind that so many people miss the point of that saying.


Smooth feels slow, but turns out to be fast fast fast




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