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#21 Perfecto

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 02:48 PM

"Weapons platform"

 

... A rifle is not a platform.

 

Not even with a shitload of picatinny rails?


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#22 slemmo

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 03:07 PM

KISS

 

When you see a lot of AR builds posted around the net these days this probably actually means...........Keep It Stupid, Simpleton.


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Posted 12 February 2018 - 03:48 PM

Anything EDC makes me want to puke.  If you have to mention it you already carry too much.


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#24 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 04:57 PM

Anything EDC makes me want to puke.  If you have to mention it you already carry too much.

 

The amount of shit I see people in P-F/Lightfighter/EDCforums/etc talk about carrying every day (or worse post a picture of) is just plain fucking retarded.

 

You gotta be fucked in the head to carry an first aid kit with tourniquet on you all day.

 

This ain't Iraq

 

OBTW, I just thought two other words/acronyms I fucking hate: IFAK and VOK


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#25 Sweet T

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 05:10 PM

The amount of shit I see people in P-F/Lightfighter/EDCforums/etc talk about carrying every day (or worse post a picture of) is just plain fucking retarded.

You gotta be fucked in the head to carry an first aid kit with tourniquet on you all day.

This ain't Iraq

OBTW, I just thought two other words/acronyms I fucking hate: IFAK and VOK

Do you even blowout kit?

#26 Doc

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 05:22 PM

...you already carry too much.


This goes so well with your profile pic...
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It pins my irony meter when people post things like "your to stupid..."

You brought a rifle to a handgun competition?

#27 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 05:25 PM

Do you even blowout kit?

Hell yeah!


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Posted 12 February 2018 - 05:31 PM

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It pins my irony meter when people post things like "your to stupid..."

You brought a rifle to a handgun competition?

#29 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 06:41 PM

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You forgot the most famous of all: the streets


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#30 Nimrod

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 06:42 PM

Operate

 

Stay in your lane

 

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 06:51 PM

“Train like you fight” and 90% haven’t even watched a good fist fight.
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Posted 12 February 2018 - 07:16 PM

Not even with a shitload of picatinny rails?

 

Fit a couple of afterburners and pylons to it and we'll talk.



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Posted 12 February 2018 - 07:24 PM

The amount of shit I see people in P-F/Lightfighter/EDCforums/etc talk about carrying every day (or worse post a picture of) is just plain fucking retarded.

 

You gotta be fucked in the head to carry an first aid kit with tourniquet on you all day.

 

This ain't Iraq

 

OBTW, I just thought two other words/acronyms I fucking hate: IFAK and VOK

 

I wouldn't carry a tourniquet but it's only a matter of time before someone plays Tex Grebner or crosses a lane and hits a motorcyclist. Good truck item.

 

IFAK isn't a product of tacti-dork talk, that one is fine IMO since it's common parlance outside of the CCW world.

 

 

 

Come on guys you can do better. Come on over to my place and we'll show off our kit and talk shop about it. I'll take pics of my plate carrier in the bathroom mirror for y'all. Make sure to check your six before you get here though.


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#34 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 07:45 PM

IFAK isn't a product of tacti-dork talk, that one is fine IMO since it's common parlance outside of the CCW world.

 

Never heard of it outside gun forums.  But I also don't operate, so there's that.


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Posted 12 February 2018 - 07:48 PM

Pocket dump

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 08:24 PM

Ipso facto.


Quod erat demonstrandum.

#37 Woodieproject

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 08:24 PM

"What's your OAL?"

 

Calling my shots, by all 80% point shooters.


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Posted 12 February 2018 - 08:38 PM

LGS


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Posted 12 February 2018 - 08:40 PM

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#40 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 09:31 PM

“Agency” , because no one on the internet works for a police department.

 

LOL so true


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