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#81 Peally

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 12:07 PM

Old ass term referring to clandestine killing.



#82 Perfecto

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 12:10 PM

You don't say.


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Posted 19 February 2018 - 12:45 PM

Can't make assumptions that people have half a brain, this is the internet bro.



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Posted 19 February 2018 - 12:52 PM

You're forgiven. For now.


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#85 Slow250

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 02:05 PM

Never heard of it outside gun forums.  But I also don't operate, so there's that.

IFAK was a thing a couple years into the GWOT when they starting giving out shit that might actually save your life vs. the aid pouch with a dressing, a cravat and a couple clothes pins.



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Posted 19 February 2018 - 03:20 PM

IFAK was a thing a couple years into the GWOT

 

I had already left the .mil by then.  In any case I was a squid, so an IFAK wouldn't do you much good if your ship got hit.

 

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#87 JoeyBagODonuts

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Posted 20 February 2018 - 11:01 AM

Wet Work


As opposed to: Dry Hump?
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#88 Harry Palmer

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 01:53 AM

 

You gotta be fucked in the head to carry an first aid kit with tourniquet on you all day.

 

 

 

WTF?  Nobody wears a belt anymore?



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Posted 21 February 2018 - 09:41 PM

Taci - Kool

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Posted 22 February 2018 - 07:42 AM

The subject is stupid gun phrases.

Timmy is useful term deriding the idiots spouting them.
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"Licorne" French Polynesia 1970

It pins my irony meter when people post things like "your to stupid..."

#91 Peally

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Posted 22 February 2018 - 10:12 AM

Shootability



#92 MemphisMechanic

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Posted 22 February 2018 - 11:03 AM

Bore axis.

Tactile reset.
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#93 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 22 February 2018 - 04:55 PM

Bore axis.

Tactile reset.

 

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Posted 23 February 2018 - 07:16 AM

Gooder

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#95 Peally

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Posted 23 February 2018 - 08:13 AM

Hotness



#96 Travis B

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Posted 23 February 2018 - 10:37 AM

Rage quit

#97 cor_man257

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Posted Yesterday, 10:05 AM

IANAL. No shit, why not dole out legal advice anyway?
YMMV. Who knew someone might think different?
Non Permissive Environment. So somewhere you dont want peiple to know you carry? Stop making it operator speak. Just spell it out.
Awareness condtion black/red/orange/purple/whatever. Unrealistic as fuck. You cant go out and aware. It isnt a fucking verb.
Emergency reload. Just say slide locked.
Neutralize. I played SOCOM on ps2 as a kid too.
Engage. You proposing marriage or shooting?
Address the threat. Hello threat.
Violent Criminal Actor. Bad guy. Gotcha.
Utilize. This isnt gun forum specific... Just say use. Same exact meaning. Anyone who says utliize is trying to sound smarter than they are.
Critical incident. Filing my taxes is a critical fucking incident. Just say a shoooting, fight, whatever.
Force Multiplier. A tool. Thats what we call something that makes doing a task easier. Stop trying to make it sexier.
Application. It can be used without cringe but when you toss it in with a bunch of neckbeard operator talk it just adds to the shitshow.
Ballistic. Just cause.

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Posted Yesterday, 04:10 PM

Center Axis Relock        This is the king of dumb shit, dumb name and dumb thing.  I was in a class a couple of summers ago, had no idea this guy and his CAR would be part of it or I wouldn't have been there. Well he proceeds to tell the class he ain't doin that same shit from the 80's, looking at me. Well me and my shit from the 80's kicked his ass all the way up to his center axis. Of course he had some great excuses. I loved it when he told the class "you may get hit by the slide, you might even bleed a bit from it, that's nothing if you can't handle that you don't need to be in a gunfight" I swear I thought my eyes were permanently rolled back.  For the record I put the CAR in the same bin with the Taylor Speed Rock.

 

Position Sul   When you need absolutely need your pistol in a position requiring the most rotation of your wrist to get on target and the easiest spot to get it pinned against you, I call it the Limp Dick. 


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#99 Buck Turgidson

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Posted Yesterday, 05:24 PM

IANAL. No shit, why not dole out legal advice anyway?
YMMV. Who knew someone might think different?
Non Permissive Environment. So somewhere you dont want peiple to know you carry? Stop making it operator speak. Just spell it out.
Awareness condtion black/red/orange/purple/whatever. Unrealistic as fuck. You cant go out and aware. It isnt a fucking verb.
Emergency reload. Just say slide locked.
Neutralize. I played SOCOM on ps2 as a kid too.
Engage. You proposing marriage or shooting?
Address the threat. Hello threat.
Violent Criminal Actor. Bad guy. Gotcha.
Utilize. This isnt gun forum specific... Just say use. Same exact meaning. Anyone who says utliize is trying to sound smarter than they are.
Critical incident. Filing my taxes is a critical fucking incident. Just say a shoooting, fight, whatever.
Force Multiplier. A tool. Thats what we call something that makes doing a task easier. Stop trying to make it sexier.
Application. It can be used without cringe but when you toss it in with a bunch of neckbeard operator talk it just adds to the shitshow.
Ballistic. Just cause.

-Cory

 

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