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#1 Colonel_klink

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 07:48 AM

My screen name is colonelklink.

I’ve done a grand total of 4 USPSA level 1 matches and been DQ’d once already. Don’t really give a flying fuck about stage times, splits or all that other ultra-technical, autistic Rainman level fuckery or jargon. Don’t own any gear that’s made out of dragon foreskin or reload ammunition with magic pixie dust and the dreams of starving children in Africa. Off the shelf ammo only for me. Shit, I only go so I don’t have to stand in some solitary confinement sized prison cell next to some Rambozo with his brand new shiny 5000$ penis extension (or whatever brand name AR15/rifle was most expensive at the time) while he tries to go for the world record of finger fucking as many rounds as he can ejaculate out of a weapon in a five second time period on every magazine. Hell, I don’t even have a class or a USPSA number, I give that much of a fuck about it.

Having said all that, I did read a few posts on here I found amusing so I thought I’d jump in the pool and try to learn something. Not getting my hopes up on that last bit though.

In closing, fuck your couch and have a nice day.
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#2 Fishyjoe

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 12:22 PM

I say we keep him, at least I was entertained. The sport needs rich assholes whom give no fucks about the shiny new brass and smug they leave in their wake. Someone will be along shortly with a paper sack of molly whopping floppy cocks for you soon enough. Just don’t let us find out your a PCC retard in disguise.
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Posted 22 April 2018 - 01:15 PM

FYI you can talk with other IDPA enthusiasts here: http://forums.briane...-idpa-shooting/
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#4 Colonel_klink

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 01:26 PM

FYI you can talk with other IDPA enthusiasts here: http://forums.briane...-idpa-shooting/


If I wanted to discuss what food vendor’s wares won’t make me shit my brains out in the food court with mall ninjas that carry XDM’s, I’d be all about it. However, since I’m not mentally deficient enough to run around in a fishing vest and mc hammer pants pretending paper targets are real “perps” or whatever the fuck they call their cardboard targets in autist speak, I think I’ll stay here.

Btw I hail from A6, so be on the lookout for me shooting up to GM in about 3 months when I pay off the nearest RO to shave my times on qualifiers.
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Posted 22 April 2018 - 01:31 PM

How about focusing on D class first,,,,,,,mmmmkay

#6 Colonel_klink

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 01:38 PM

I say we keep him, at least I was entertained. The sport needs rich assholes whom give no fucks about the shiny new brass and smug they leave in their wake. Someone will be along shortly with a paper sack of molly whopping floppy cocks for you soon enough. Just don’t let us find out your a PCC retard in disguise.


PCC is special fucking olympics. Any asshole can run around with a $2000 zero recoil “pistol” with a broomstick long mag and a RDS and be good.

To give you a little background my “competition” gun is a Canik TP9sfx for Prod and CO (cause I’m a fucking cheapass) and a P320 X5 for limited again cause I’m a cheapass that didn’t want to try and spend my way into making a Glock good.

#7 Colonel_klink

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 02:28 PM

How about focusing on D class first,,,,,,,mmmmkay

56% on Fluffys Revenge based on the handy dandy calculator
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http://www.classifiercalc.com

which puts me at the top of C class, which is no great prize anyway. So you can pretty much say I skipped the D.

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 02:46 PM

56% on Fluffys Revenge based on the handy dandy calculator
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http://www.classifiercalc.com

which puts me at the top of C class, which is no great prize anyway. So you can pretty much say I skipped the D.


56% on one classifier doesn’t get you there.
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Posted 22 April 2018 - 03:13 PM

Btw I hail from A6, so ...


We would have never guessed, thanks for illuminating us.
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#10 Colonel_klink

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 03:35 PM

I’m telling you, just wait til I can set up my own matches and fudge my own times and I’ll be grand dragoning, oops grand mastering, my way to jerseys and free shit, with tons of nuthuggers hanging on my every word preaching my limpwristed gun-fu style chapter and verse like it’s the fuckin’ gospel.

Wait and see.

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 05:53 PM

I think 9x45 got a new account here.



#12 GuanoLoco

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 10:42 PM

I’m telling you, just wait til I can set up my own matches and fudge my own times and I’ll be angry dragoning my way to jerseys and free shit, with tons of nuthuggers hanging on my every word preaching my limpwristed gun-fu style chapter and verse like it’s the fuckin’ gospel.

Wait and see.

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#13 Colonel_klink

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 04:49 AM

FIFY


Minus style points for leaving out whether I’d be giving or receiving. Care to try again, Geri?

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 07:54 AM

Hooray another idiot that doesn't belong here.



#15 Colonel_klink

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 08:34 AM

Hooray another idiot that doesn't belong here.


Not gonna lie, you’re probably right. But, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 09:38 AM

I only came here to say these past few intros have been a major let down. 


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#17 Colonel_klink

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 09:48 AM

I only came here to say these past few intros have been a major let down. Besides this one, that is.


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#18 GooldMember

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 11:27 AM

No, pretty sure I meant what I said the first time. 



#19 Colonel_klink

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 12:32 PM

No, pretty sure I meant what I said the first time.


Well then, please accept my most humble apologies Mr. Goold.

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 12:58 PM

Don’t really give a flying fuck about stage times, splits or all that other ultra-technical, autistic Rainman level fuckery or jargon.

 

You could start by giving a fuck about stage times, and transitions instead of splits. Or, embrace your perma-C card. That is, if you were to sign up and get classified.


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