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#21 Vagetarian

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 11:32 AM

I'm in  :ph34r:


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#22 slemmo

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 11:51 AM

You guys have been jerking off over the though of someone to go and crush a timmy class or retard match for years, but is it ever going to happen?



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Posted 16 May 2018 - 02:45 PM

You guys have been jerking off over the though of someone to go and crush a timmy class or retard match for years, but is it ever going to happen?

 

You got a plane ticket and a passport?


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 03:17 PM

Film. Or it didn't happen. 



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Posted 16 May 2018 - 05:34 PM

ASI’s founders all have 20+year backgrounds in semi-pro practical shooting competition. That’s an intense, high-skill world that’s ill-suited to the “average gun owner.” We’ve brought the match production and safety processes learned there into ASI, but reduced the intensity and technical demands, resulting in a casual sport which we’re sure you will love.


What exactly is a semi-pro practical shooting competition?
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Posted 16 May 2018 - 05:50 PM

What exactly is a semi-pro practical shooting competition?


Bottom of the barrel at a level II match?

In USPSA/IPSC aren’t you either a pro or a hobbyist? I mean, there’s like 10 people in the world who can make a living from competitive shooting and the big bucks come more from shilling lame videos, books and merch that claim to have the recipe for the secret sauce to suckers, right?

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 06:18 PM

What exactly is a semi-pro practical shooting competition?


I have no idea, that is a cut & paste from the website.

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 06:34 PM

This is what a "20+year background in semi-pro practical shooting competition" will get you-- 

 

Classifications

Open Class: C Pct: 46.4892 High Pct: 46.4892

Limited Class: B Pct: 67.8946 High Pct: 70.5200

Limited 10 Class: U Pct: 0.0000 High Pct: 0.0000

Production Class: B Pct: 65.4650 High Pct: 65.4650

Revolver Class: B Pct: 63.8892 High Pct: 63.8892

Single Stack Class: U Pct: 0.0000 High Pct: 0.0000

Carry Optics Class: U Pct: 0.0000 High Pct: 0.0000

PCC Class: U Pct: 0.0000 High Pct: 0.0000

 

Props for not shooting L10, CO or PCC though.

 

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:42 PM

What exactly is a semi-pro practical shooting competition?

 

Code for "I suck at real competition so I'll make up my own shooting sport where the bar is so low that even I can succeed"


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:39 AM

What exactly is a semi-pro practical shooting competition?


It’s people who while themselves are not brand ambassadors they are Facebook friends with some people who are, and who probably could be good enough to get at least one product discount sponsor, if they had more time to practice, probably. They feel certain they probably could. And that’s semi-pro.

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:10 AM

It’s people who while themselves are not brand ambassadors they are Facebook friends with some people who are, and who probably could be good enough to get at least one product discount sponsor, if they had more time to practice, probably. They feel certain they probably could. And that’s semi-pro.


That would make me a semi-pro. race car driver, ufc fighter, and porn star.
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:32 AM

You got a plane ticket and a passport?


Passport yes, money for ticket no

#33 slemmo

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:33 AM

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:34 AM

That would make me a semi-pro. race car driver, ufc fighter, and porn star.
It’s so fun living in a world where being delusional is acceptable.


I see we are in some of the same disciplines.
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 02:14 PM

This is what a "20+year background in semi-pro practical shooting competition" will get you-- 

 

Production Class: B Pct: 65.4650 High Pct: 65.4650

 

I'm about to hit my 21 year anniversary and he's got me beat.

Production Class: M Pct: 60.7481 High Pct: 60.7481

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#36 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 02:40 PM

Passport yes, money for ticket no

 

Guess we'll have to wait


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:21 PM

At last, a competition that I can use my .327 Federal Magnum revolver racegun with frame mounted optics.

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 08:24 AM

At last, a competition that I can use my .327 Federal Magnum revolver racegun with frame mounted optics.


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 03:15 PM

At last, a competition that I can use my .327 Federal Magnum revolver racegun with frame mounted optics.

 

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 08:53 PM

Jesus Christ I feel like I got super drunk at a frat hazing and fell down the stairs while everyone else is betting on how long it takes for me to die.




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