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#1 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 24 June 2018 - 03:54 PM

This guy is borderline insane with paranoia and self importance


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Posted 24 June 2018 - 06:39 PM

So how do you get on a watch list?


Make Videos Like This.
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Posted 24 June 2018 - 06:40 PM

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Posted 24 June 2018 - 06:44 PM

If you need to bring a ballistic plate along every day, maybe rethink your life choices.
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Posted 24 June 2018 - 08:12 PM

I watched 2/3s. I'm pretty disappointed in myself. 

 

He thinks his wife carries that shit, dude is clearly delusional.



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Posted 24 June 2018 - 09:15 PM

Dead dropping information on a micro SD card.  Serious spycraft.


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#7 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 25 June 2018 - 03:05 AM

Dead dropping information on a micro SD card.  Serious spycraft.

 

That's when I realized that this guy has re-set the bar for crazy


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Posted 25 June 2018 - 06:52 AM

I liked the video. Had a decent BM during it too. I guess I'm confused why Primary 1 needs all the batteries and electronics for his computer if it's the end of the world. Maybe Brazzers is still up and running and I guess it's worth carrying 50lbs of electronics to stay up to date, but....
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Posted 25 June 2018 - 06:59 AM

Stoeger has mentioned he can always tell what students dry fire everyday. They are comfortable and familiar with all their gear. Primary 1 certainly trains on his VERTEX EDC bag daily.
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Posted 25 June 2018 - 08:07 AM

So I go trolling around this guy's channel and I find some real fucking gems......

 

How about "ACCURACY OIL"?  That's right, run this fucking oil down your rifle bore and go from 3/4 to 1/2 MOA (all day?) and gain 200 fps MV.

 

Modern Spartan, even the name is gay

 


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Posted 25 June 2018 - 12:10 PM

Hurray, another “expert” with negligible video views and zero experience actually being in the situations that might call for all the garbage he’s carrying around. Who the hell is this guy trying to be, a yuppy suburbanite James Bond? That bag he describes after that long winded banal opening monologue costs 200 fucking dollars.....a fool and his money......

A lock picking kit. Really? I seriously want to know goes through his head when he sees this pointless equipment and thinks “oh yeah, there’s going to be a significant need for me to carry this shit around every day”

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Posted 25 June 2018 - 01:05 PM

OK. Had to bail at 6:04.

 

guy carries everything except a suitcase nuke and need to carry a lock pick kit which he has used to get into his OWN house multiple times after locking himself out.

 

I guess the concept of carrying keys is just too much for him.


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Posted 25 June 2018 - 01:10 PM

....but he got one person to watch and share the video w/others and that was the object.

 

Don't think he really cares what anyone here thinks. For every person who thinks he's a tool, there is someone who thinks he's a genius.

 

Mission accomplished.


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Posted 25 June 2018 - 03:43 PM

Strike 1: He mentions his area of operations.

Strike 2: He says he wants to cut to the chase so the video doesn't end up 15 to 20 minutes long. The video is over 15 minutes long.

 

Fuck it, I'm out at 2:10, not waiting for a third strike.


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Posted 25 June 2018 - 04:02 PM

You didn’t even get to the jiggle key or the dead drop or the sniper notepad. Don’t deny yourself!
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Posted 25 June 2018 - 04:45 PM

....but he got one person to watch and share the video w/others and that was the object.

 

Don't think he really cares what anyone here thinks. For every person who thinks he's a tool, there is someone who thinks he's a genius.

 

Mission accomplished.

 

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Posted 25 June 2018 - 04:54 PM

Hurray, another “expert” with negligible video views and zero experience actually being in the situations that might call for all the garbage he’s carrying around. Who the hell is this guy trying to be, a yuppy suburbanite James Bond? That bag he describes after that long winded banal opening monologue costs 200 fucking dollars.....a fool and his money......

A lock picking kit. Really? I seriously want to know goes through his head when he sees this pointless equipment and thinks “oh yeah, there’s going to be a significant need for me to carry this shit around every day”

 

Fake-operator-beard delusional dude: "On other things, I've got a little bit of a different skill set"

 

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Posted 25 June 2018 - 07:41 PM

The most important thing in my EDC kit is a strong grasp of reality... guess I’m screwed when the SHTF.
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Posted 25 June 2018 - 07:55 PM

Hurray, another “expert” with negligible video views and zero experience actually being in the situations that might call for all the garbage he’s carrying around. Who the hell is this guy trying to be, a yuppy suburbanite James Bond? That bag he describes after that long winded banal opening monologue costs 200 fucking dollars.....a fool and his money......

A lock picking kit. Really? I seriously want to know goes through his head when he sees this pointless equipment and thinks “oh yeah, there’s going to be a significant need for me to carry this shit around every day”


Fucker should have put in a small set of bolt cutters....

#20 EazyRhino

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Posted 25 June 2018 - 10:49 PM

I guess he likes to take a shit while talking on the radio.




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