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#21 Doc

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Posted 26 June 2018 - 06:54 AM

You didn’t even get to the jiggle key or the dead drop or the sniper notepad. Don’t deny yourself!


You're not gonna troll me back in...

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#22 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 26 June 2018 - 07:36 AM

Here's another fucktard that carries around an insane amount of useless shit for God knows what reason...

 

Where in the fuck are these people living/going to?  Beirut?  Syria?  Somalia?  Shitcago?

 

I just noticed that guy's hands look like they've never swung a tool in his life


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#23 Stranger Danger

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Posted 26 June 2018 - 07:52 AM

I guess that’s better than worrying when the next big video game is coming out! Atleast they think they are preparing for the worst

#24 EazyRhino

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Posted 26 June 2018 - 08:29 AM

I couldn't get past that 2nd guy's description of his keys and wallet.

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Posted 26 June 2018 - 09:38 AM

I couldn't get past that 2nd guy's description of his keys and wallet.


I couldn't get past that 2nd guy's description of his keys and wallet.


That amount of stupid nearly made my head explode. Why in the fuuuuuuuuuck do you need to carry keys to every goddamn car that you drive with you at all times? Plan on driving two cars simultaneously? What the fuck good is it gonna do to have a set of keys on your person for a car that is either still at your house or is otherwise unavailable to you?!

Over prepared, under qualified morons. The whole lot of them.
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#26 Stranger Danger

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Posted 26 June 2018 - 10:05 AM

Geez I guess these nuts have never seen McGyver! All you need is a Swiss Army knife and some common sense

#27 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 26 June 2018 - 11:04 AM

Over prepared, under qualified morons. 

 

Best.  Summary.  Ever.


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#28 Cretin Hop

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Posted 26 June 2018 - 03:04 PM

I admire the degree of excessive compulsive disorder.....


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#29 Colonel_klink

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Posted 26 June 2018 - 04:27 PM

I admire the degree of excessive compulsive disorder.....


I’m more of the opinion that this type of shit borders on psychosis.
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Posted 26 June 2018 - 07:14 PM

Meh, its a hobby for the imaginative/obsessive types. Plus a nice jackpot for car thieves.
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#31 MemphisMechanic

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Posted 27 June 2018 - 09:26 AM

Meh, its a hobby for the imaginative/obsessive types.


Nailed it.

“Let me invent a 74th scenario in which society falls apart, and see what I can add to my GoBugOutMomsBasementPack in order to be prepared for it.”

I guarantee you both guys have taken a couple of handgun training classes, and neither can shoot worth a damn.
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Posted 27 June 2018 - 11:33 AM

2nd dudes guns looked like they'd never been removed from a safe let alone fired enough for proficiency. 


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Posted 27 June 2018 - 09:23 PM

That amount of stupid nearly made my head explode. Why in the fuuuuuuuuuck do you need to carry keys to every goddamn car that you drive with you at all times? Plan on driving two cars simultaneously? What the fuck good is it gonna do to have a set of keys on your person for a car that is either still at your house or is otherwise unavailable to you?!

Over prepared, under qualified morons. The whole lot of them.

 

 

Didn't watch the video,  Don't need that shit, but carrying the keys to the other car is a good idea when the significant other locks her keys in the second car at the hair salon which is 5 minutes from your work, but home is 15 minutes the other direction.

 

Don't ask me how I know this!


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Posted 27 June 2018 - 10:13 PM

I could only watch 2 seconds of that last video, but I hope he carries his wet tumbler around in his edc, for when you need to do some critical reloading.


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#35 GuanoLoco

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Posted 28 June 2018 - 07:21 AM

Didn't watch the video,  Don't need that shit, but carrying the keys to the other car is a good idea when the significant other locks her keys in the second car at the hair salon which is 5 minutes from your work, but home is 15 minutes the other direction.
 
Don't ask me how I know this!


My wife gets pissed if I don’t always have the bulky-ass key to her car, which I only drive when we are going somewhere together and my ‘useful’ SUV is overkill.
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Posted 01 July 2018 - 05:22 AM

Being a Timmy is the ultimate in gear queerdom. Imagine all the gear you could buy if you only shot 1000 rounds a year.
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Posted 01 July 2018 - 01:38 PM

Geez I guess these nuts have never seen McGyver! All you need is a Swiss Army knife and some common sense


And a paper clip

#38 Fishyjoe

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Posted 01 July 2018 - 07:43 PM

Duct tape, wd40, and vise grips is the ultimate go kit.
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#39 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 02 July 2018 - 08:03 PM

Duct tape, wd40, and vise grips is the ultimate go kit.

 

Don't forget the vaseline


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Posted 16 August 2018 - 01:13 PM

Im going down a rabbit hole on this. Watching this shit is making me cringe.






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