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#1 Harry Palmer

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Posted 22 July 2018 - 12:07 AM

https://www.youtube....h?v=dN8ymHUP1q4

 

I was looking for a new 3 gun bag when I stumbled across what looked like a possibility, about the right size, some nice features, modestly priced, although why would you name a bag after a Roman infantry formation and the location of one of their worst losses?  Then I clicked on their video link to see it had more about the bags features.  So Much Fail!

 

Dramatic entrance in a Toyota Taco with every bolt-on off road accessory possible that has never seen any road rougher than the road to the local supermarket.  Oh yeah, Toyota with an American flag on the door!

 

Dramatic music and long pause as the hero (in his own mind) opens the door and slowly steps out with his overpriced tactical boots that have never seen any ground rougher than a graveled shooting bay.

 

Long Dramatic walk from the truck to a table about 20 yards from the targets.  I don't know what they have in the bag, but if it's his normal 3 gun gear, he's barely able to carry it because he's leaning to the side.  Why not park closer to the table?

 

Long Dramatic gearing up process.  Why so Serious Francis?

 

Another long Dramatic walk to about 15 yards from the targets with his Sig pistol held awkwardly out to the side like he's afraid he might shoot himself in the foot or to actually put it in the holster because, might do a Tex Grebner.

 

Nice editing of the hero trying to find the sights, flinching and missing the target...repeatedly.

 

Switch to the rifle, just like the truck with every bolt-on tactical accessory possible, oops, he's missing a laser designator.  He can't hit the target much better with a rifle than he did with the pistol.  Again nice editing of the reload, it stops short of showing him missing the magwell, and then the mag falling out of the gun.

 

Switch to the shotgun, OKAY a tacticool pump shotgun with a red dot????  Finally, he can hit the target with every shot....barely.

 

 

 

 



#2 ralloway

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Posted 22 July 2018 - 04:33 AM

FFS!

(That does mean "Fail Fer Sur" right?) 🤣

Even his tactical beard isn't up to snuff.

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#3 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 22 July 2018 - 04:58 AM

 

"The Cannae rifle case is the nicest I have ever seen"

-James Yeager

 

You have to get one now


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Posted 22 July 2018 - 09:13 AM

Definition of ironic

 

1.  relating to, containing, or constituting irony         an ironic remark

 

2.  given to irony          an ironic sense of humor

 

3.  busting someone's balls for a dumb video about 3 gun as you publicly admit to shooting 3 gun          an ironic Doodie thread that exposes your homo tendencies

 

 

 

source:  Merriam-Webster.com, July 22 2018, 1111 EST  


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#5 Harry Palmer

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Posted 22 July 2018 - 07:42 PM

Definition of ironic

 

1.  relating to, containing, or constituting irony         an ironic remark

 

2.  given to irony          an ironic sense of humor

 

3.  busting someone's balls for a dumb video about 3 gun as you publicly admit to shooting 3 gun          an ironic Doodie thread that exposes your homo tendencies

 

 

 

source:  Merriam-Webster.com, July 22 2018, 1111 EST  

 

The funny part of that is I'm getting a new bag so I can carry all the rimfire stuff for Rimfire Challenge Shooting Association matches for my wife and I in one bag.  So even more ironic!  But, what the hell, I shoot Open, Limited, PCC, Rimfire, and 3 Gun, I guess that makes me an equal opportunity fag.



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Posted 22 July 2018 - 07:51 PM

You have to get one now

 

Da Fuck?  I missed that! 

 

It's OK, I bought a Savior bag instead, for 1/3 the price, mostly because the photos had cooler gun stuff in the bag!  Like 2 airsoft rifles and an airsoft Open DVC (with .40 cal bullets?)

 

https://www.amazon.c...uct_top?ie=UTF8



#7 Colonel_klink

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Posted 23 July 2018 - 09:43 AM

Man, they certainly went dirt cheap with their marketing.......

This video really could have benefitted from adding some pyrotechnics and a “hero” who has some actual gun handling skills like say......instructor zero. That would have gotten all the tactimmies panties soaked enough to shell out the exhorbitant amount of funds for something they can get cheaper elsewhere.

But hey, any company with “pro” in its name can legitimately charge more for the same product that every other company sells for less and in more colors right? Exclusivity has its price, or so they say.

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 09:36 AM

slow mo putting on on shooting glasses...

 

yeah, THAT convinces me to buy the bag....


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It pins my irony meter when people post things like "your to stupid..."

You brought a rifle to a handgun competition?

#9 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 08:38 PM

slow mo putting on on shooting glasses...

 

yeah, THAT convinces me to buy the bag....

 

I think it's a sophisticated troll


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Posted 27 July 2018 - 01:35 PM

that recoil control...



#11 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 27 July 2018 - 02:20 PM

that recoil control...

 

Combat accurate, bro


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Posted 25 August 2018 - 05:58 PM

Oh yeah, Toyota with an American flag on the door!

 

Made in San Antonio, TEJAS; broslice.....

 

https://www.toyota.c...s/map.html#!/TX


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Posted 26 August 2018 - 08:46 AM

Made in San Antonio, TEJAS; broslice.....

https://www.toyota.c...s/map.html#!/TX

Yeah well who makes the final dollar for the company? I’m betting they are short with sloped eyes and a fucked up accent. Prolly shoot airsoft on the weekends


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Posted 26 August 2018 - 10:36 AM

Yeah well who makes the final dollar for the company? I’m betting they are short with sloped eyes and a fucked up accent. Prolly shoot airsoft on the weekends

 

Please don't tell me that you are one of those stupid fucks who thinks foreign companies with US operations don't contribute to the US economy in droves?

 

You know who makes the final dollar for Toyota?  Its shareholders.  Get your broker to get you a piece of the action.

 

I'm done buying American-brand cars.  Fucking pieces of shit.


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Posted 29 August 2018 - 05:19 PM

Please don't tell me that you are one of those stupid fucks who thinks foreign companies with US operations don't contribute to the US economy in droves?

 

You know who makes the final dollar for Toyota?  Its shareholders.  Get your broker to get you a piece of the action.

 

I'm done buying American-brand cars.  Fucking pieces of shit.

Hold Whatcha Got.....

My Ford F-150 isn't a piece of shit, rotate tires and change oil regularly, never let it over heat, do preventive maintenance and routine maintenance as required and your shit will run longer than you.....my 2011 has 300K miles on it, so go figure.....just sayin'



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Posted 02 September 2018 - 08:31 PM

Hold Whatcha Got.....

My Ford F-150 isn't a piece of shit, ....my 2011 has 300K miles on it, so go figure.....just sayin'

 

Faded peeling paint, and destroyed interior, I bet.

 

What have your repair bill added up to?

 

Found On Road Dead

 

Fucking Old Rusted Dodge


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Posted 02 September 2018 - 10:39 PM

Chevy had the peeling paint, had a couple examples over the years. None of my Fords ever caught fire, but I had two Chevy 1 tons that did.

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Posted 03 September 2018 - 05:54 AM

Laughing because this video screams OPERATOR from every corner of the range.

 

But the sad thing is, this video is the personification of everything this industry has become. 

Marketing to the Millennials. And apparently, it is working 



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Posted 03 September 2018 - 10:57 AM

Marketing to the Centennials. Millennials were born in the 70s-90s, calling everyone a millennial is a baby boomer thing.



#20 El guapo

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Posted 03 September 2018 - 12:51 PM

Marketing to the Centennials. Millennials were born in the 70s-90s, calling everyone a millennial is a baby boomer thing.

Millenials were born between 81 and 96. Dont lump those of born in 70s in there, dickweed.




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