I was looking for a new 3 gun bag when I stumbled across what looked like a possibility, about the right size, some nice features, modestly priced, although why would you name a bag after a Roman infantry formation and the location of one of their worst losses? Then I clicked on their video link to see it had more about the bags features. So Much Fail!
Dramatic entrance in a Toyota Taco with every bolt-on off road accessory possible that has never seen any road rougher than the road to the local supermarket. Oh yeah, Toyota with an American flag on the door!
Dramatic music and long pause as the hero (in his own mind) opens the door and slowly steps out with his overpriced tactical boots that have never seen any ground rougher than a graveled shooting bay.
Long Dramatic walk from the truck to a table about 20 yards from the targets. I don't know what they have in the bag, but if it's his normal 3 gun gear, he's barely able to carry it because he's leaning to the side. Why not park closer to the table?
Long Dramatic gearing up process. Why so Serious Francis?
Another long Dramatic walk to about 15 yards from the targets with his Sig pistol held awkwardly out to the side like he's afraid he might shoot himself in the foot or to actually put it in the holster because, might do a Tex Grebner.
Nice editing of the hero trying to find the sights, flinching and missing the target...repeatedly.
Switch to the rifle, just like the truck with every bolt-on tactical accessory possible, oops, he's missing a laser designator. He can't hit the target much better with a rifle than he did with the pistol. Again nice editing of the reload, it stops short of showing him missing the magwell, and then the mag falling out of the gun.
Switch to the shotgun, OKAY a tacticool pump shotgun with a red dot???? Finally, he can hit the target with every shot....barely.