As I understand the process, I am supposed to write an introduction telling you about who I am and why I'm here (on Doodie Project - not metaphysically). You, in turn, will berate me so that later you can be stallions in bed with your life partner.
I also understand that if I attempt to post without benefit of an introduction I will be severely chastised, the result being that the chastiser is so filled with self-importance that they invade Poland or start a land war in Asia. I don't want that to happen.
At least that is my understanding of the process. Being a good sport I will attempt to comply.
Bounce is from mid-America. He is all things to all people. He is irreverent and a wise-ass to the point that it interferes with the mission or is hurtful.
Bounce is called Bounce because he falls a lot. Bounce always gets up. Some say Bounce is good to the last drop. People who ride dual sport motorcycles with Bounce claim that they see more of the drain plug of Bounce's motorcycle than they see of Bounce. Some bail bondsman say Bounce is dead, some say he never will be.
Bounce spent much of his working life hanging around firearms ranges nudging police officers toward some degree of short-lived competency. As a by-product of that endeavor Bounce developed a liking for firearms and shooting in general.
A long-time ago Bounce shot PPC. Nobody told him to sandbag his first couple matches so he might have a chance to win a match some day. He never did - sandbag, or, win a match. Since then Bounce has satisfied himself with shooting action pistol at the local club and an occasional GSSF match.
Bounce retired a couple years ago, thanks to Uncle Sam and some wise investments. Since then he has made it his life's mission to enrich Harley Davidson, Kawasaki, various AR manufacturers, Dillon's and Precision Delta, Not necessarily in that order.
Despite his affinity for HD motorcycles, Bounce doesn't play dress up when he rides. Nor does he play dress-up when he shoots.
Bounce doesn't remember how he found the Doodie Project, perhaps it was during an investigation along the back trail of some unsavory legendary figure.
Bounce has met Bob Dole. Bounce liked him so much he began talking like him.
Despite the fact that he knows everything about everything, Bounce is here to lurk and learn..