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#1 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 29 May 2019 - 02:46 PM

https://pistol-forum...ll=1#post885003

 

 

I ended up doing about 4000 dry fire draws in a week to build the muscle memory to shift my grip position

 

Let's do the math, shall we?

 

A week has 24 x 7 = 168 hours.  In order to do 4000 draws in a week you'd have to do 24 draws every hour.  Non-fucking-stop.  Every 2.5 minutes, draw and reholster.

 

But wait, don't you have to sleep?  Sure, assume 6 hrs of sleep every day.  Now your week has only 126 hours so you have to do 32 draws an hour.  One draw every minute and 52 seconds.  Every fucking waking hour.

 

But wait, now don't you have a job to do?  Sure do.  Now your week has 86 available hours and you have to do 47 draws an hour.  That's 47 draws every hour that you're not working or sleeping.  One draw every minute and 17 seconds of your total free time.

 

And we haven't even factored in the hours spent in the car, doing errands and chores, and even eating and taking a shit.  Let's just say that eats up 4 hrs every week day and 2 hrs Sat and Sun.  That now leaves you with 6 hours per weekday 16 hrs per weekend day to do this fuckery so now you look like the energizer bunny shoving your gun in and out of the holster every 38 seconds for six hours straight on weekdays and the rest on the weekend.

 

What a crock of shit


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#2 Motosapiens

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Posted 29 May 2019 - 02:56 PM

realistically one is unlikely to do draws every 1:52 all through the day and  night. If you can do reps in 6 seconds, that sounds like about an hour a day of dryfire draws. possible, maybe even plausible for some folks.


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#3 Alfred Salveti

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Posted 29 May 2019 - 03:08 PM

Figure of speech?


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#4 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 29 May 2019 - 05:06 PM

 If you can do reps in 6 seconds,

 

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#5 Perfecto

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Posted 30 May 2019 - 06:17 AM

Way too much science. Soon you'll try to tell us the earth round too.


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#6 snark

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Posted 30 May 2019 - 08:32 AM

Now do the yearly round counts people claim to do.


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#7 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 30 May 2019 - 09:08 AM

Now do the yearly round counts people claim to do.

 

I need to rest my fingers from banging the calculator so hard


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#8 ngodwetrust21

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Posted 31 May 2019 - 12:24 PM

I did 5000 dry fire draws last week.
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#9 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 31 May 2019 - 04:50 PM

I did 5000 dry fire draws last week.

 

Sure you did


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#10 Sad Sack

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Posted 31 May 2019 - 06:27 PM

I pulled it out and put it back in at least 8000 times last week.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#11 u sofa king we todd ed

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Posted 31 May 2019 - 06:56 PM

I pulled it out and put it back in at least 8000 times last week.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Your mom says hello.  And wants you to call her.


And she told me that the only reason you had 8,000 was because your stroke was too short
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#12 Woodieproject

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Posted 31 May 2019 - 10:10 PM

https://pistol-forum...ll=1#post885003

 

 

Let's do the math, shall we?

 

 

Every 2.5 minutes, draw and reholster.

 

 

  One draw every minute and 52 seconds.  Every fucking waking hour.

 

 

One draw every minute and 17 seconds of your total free time.

 

 

every 38 seconds for six hours straight on weekdays and the rest on the weekend.

 

What a crock of shit

 

That's some solid math, bro. I mean, my average one dry fire draw is about one minute fitty two seconds, and when I speed up to a 38 second draw, I can't fucking see my sights, too fast. Pile of shit indeed.


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#13 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 02 June 2019 - 12:04 PM

That's some solid math, bro. I mean, my average one dry fire draw is about one minute fitty two seconds, and when I speed up to a 38 second draw, I can't fucking see my sights, too fast. Pile of shit indeed.

 

You have to be truly stupid to not understand what I wrote.


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#14 Woodieproject

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Posted 02 June 2019 - 05:55 PM

Dude, I am reading what you post. Is there any doubt that I am truly stupid?


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#15 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 02 June 2019 - 08:13 PM

Dude, I am reading what you post. Is there any doubt that I am truly stupid?

 

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