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#1 LooseGoose

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 04:19 PM

I was searching for info on colitis and crohn's when I found doodie. I browsed some of the forums and came to the conclusion that most of posters probably don't actually own or shoot firearms. They are just posers. All talented pistolaros know that IDPA is the zenith of action pistol sports. UPS blows, with the possible exception of the new Carry Optics division. Optics are the future and the future is know! If anyone needs expert advice, let me know.
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#2 thegrandwazoo

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 04:23 PM

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 04:50 PM

...yawn
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It pins my irony meter when people post things like "your to stupid..."

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#4 peterthefish

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 04:55 PM

What is the best optic for carry optics. Digital camo.

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 05:33 PM

There are some remarkably dumb people in this world - thanks for helping me understand that.

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 05:38 PM

All I heard was.. "words.. words... words.. UPS blows."

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#7 Peally

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 05:52 PM

Meh, Roons has the best thing going by far.

#8 Nimrod

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 06:25 PM

All I heard was.. "words.. words... words.. UPS blows."

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#9 fivebyfive

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 06:56 PM

That is some weak shit. Try www.getoffthex.com. Your kind of stupid should fit right in there.

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#10 Vagetarian

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 10:13 PM

You can't troll the trolls retard. Now go suck a fat IDPGAY shooters tits.

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#11 GuanoLoco

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 10:23 PM

The community has spoken as to the entertainment value of your post - but at least you tried and should get a participation award.

More concerning is that we am not informed. Tell us a little about yourself.
Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Doodie Project?

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 05:43 AM

Guano, you are expecting pearls from a swine who fucks up his acronyms?
Unload and Show Clear...
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It pins my irony meter when people post things like "your to stupid..."

You brought a rifle to a handgun competition?

#13 Buck Turgidson

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 06:58 AM

This isn't the colostomy forum but we can take you to the castration forum.  You will be gelded and will feel so much better afterwards.


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#14 GuanoLoco

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 07:21 AM

Guano, you are expecting pearls from a swine who fucks up his acronyms?


I think LooseGoose is shy and is holding out on us because Doodie is a scary place.
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#15 Doc

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 08:03 AM

Scary is relative...

This place is Shangri La compared to inside the DC beltway.
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It pins my irony meter when people post things like "your to stupid..."

You brought a rifle to a handgun competition?

#16 GuanoLoco

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 09:09 AM

I learned to drive on the DC beltway. It's where I developed my pleasant attitude and cheerful demeanor.
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#17 mx5

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Posted 15 May 2016 - 09:51 AM

You men he doesn't get a bag o' dicks? I guess he will just have to go back to eating his bag of shit.


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#18 GuanoLoco

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Posted 15 May 2016 - 11:40 AM

If he only posts once and never returns, is he really a Doodie?
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#19 LooseGoose

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 03:33 PM

Sorry for not responding sooner, but I have been busy playing golf and dry firing. To those of you without a sense of humor I say: I forgive you, I feel sorry for you, and I know you will move of your parents basement some day. I really don't have anything against UPS or any other delivery company. To everyone else, thanks for the kind and encouraging words.

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 03:54 PM

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